And now, ducks. *DuckTales theme plays* Hey, wait a minute… (Wrong version) *coin* *coin* *coin* *coin* *loud coin* Life is like a duck lel Racecars, lasers, airplanes It’s hoffy1138 sos You gotta dress for the job you want, not the job you want, which is the job you want. *Donald gets hit with wet sleeve x5* I’ll get the iron! *gets hit with ironing board a lot* Ow! OOF Where are you? Mario’s Tunnel of-a Doom Wut? My nose feels a-funny I didn’t give you a new address! Technical Difficulties: Mario Head does not have hands, so he can’t use a phone. Where can I find another babysitter at 10:00? 10:00?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! You gotta go! I can’t just leave you! We can survive for a couple-a-hours . Uhhhh….. Well, okay. But just keep those life vests on! *boat starts very loudly* Where’s Dewey? (Why Huey go backwards?) All right bois, we’ll get to Cape Suzette and back before anyone realizes we’re gone. So long, Dorkberg! Hello, (to be continued never) Destination: Manor McDuck Manor McDuck? As in Scroo McDuck? I heard he’s so epic.. …He defeated a rock giant and carved a shaved bear out of it’s leg! I heard he’s so smart… …He solved the mystery of the Chupacabra. Turns out it was just a statue of himself. It’s only A COUPLE OF HOURS with the most exciting duck in the world!!!!! With business expanding in the Sp Ey what’s up guys, it’s Scarce here. noted independencies: GG Fantastic. Donnel. Uncle Scroo. Still living in that boat? *boat explodes* Boi *distortion* Wait, what? Huey, Dewey, Louie… Louie, Dewey, Huey… No tricks, no lies, no trouble. Yes, Uncle Donald. I wasn’t talking to you. OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME Yo, what’s up? Soauce So, we’re totally ditching this room, right? Yep. And I know juuuuuuuust how to do it. Stupid doorknob, stupid doorknob, stupid doorknob, stupid doorknob, stupid doorknob, *says “stupid doorknob” a lot* Nailed it. GET OVER HERE!!!!! DEWEY! COME HERE Of course! (Dewey gets a bad concussion and his stunt double has to cover for him) Wait! Are we… friends now? If we say yes, will you let us live? Pfft! NO!!!!! Wuh? *they die but not really* *aggressive grunting* *Wild Shrek appeared* Technical Difficulties: Shrek is not a Pokémon. Make a list: 4 oxygen tanks, 2 pressure gauges, a pilot. I’m a pilot! I’m a pilot! I’M A PILOT!!! I’m Scrooge McDuck. I made my name being tougher than the toughies and smarter than the smarties. And, I made my money square, on my own. No nephews, no family. No one helped me then, and I don’t need help now. I don’t… Auuggghhh!!!!! Beakley, a little help? *Seinfeld theme* *SEINFELD THEME* The gong of Gong. Hit it 3 times to unleash Unspeakable. *gong gets hit 3 times and unleashes Unspeakable* Technical Difficulties: UnspeakableGaming doesn’t belong in this video. It’s Captain Hook! SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oi! Beastie! What’s it gonna take to shovel you off to the afterlife? That one feels self explanatory. Where are you going? I’m gonna go eat a hamburger. We’re in. Cool! (honestly, what did you expect?) (not this, probably) You guys, our family is B O R I N G I have crippling depression. Awwww….. Family truly is the greatest advent- OH NO THE GROUND *they die but not really again* And now for something completely different. The world’s most beloved Scottish billionaire duck… JOHN CENA!!!!!!! Lying. It’s the responsible thing to do. *The More You Know* Next stop: The lost city of Atlantis!!! Woohoo! In about 16 hours! Shanty time! *’You are a Pirate’ plays while Dewey goes insane* Shortcut achieved. He’ll thank me later. LIFE IS LIKE A H U R R I C A N E You kids will be the death of me. H I , N I C E T O M E E T Y O U ! ! ! I ‘ M E V E R Y B O D Y ‘ S F R I E N D ! ! ! Technical Difficulties: That was a bad jumpscare. downward spiral Glumgold out! We have to go! *missiles explode the temple killing everyone, but not really again* Did I do it good? N O ! THE END. *loud and scrambled original DuckTales theme* All right.