OK. Listen up weebs. I’m here to fix you
and your anime addiction. So pull up a chair, put down that waifu bodypillow and strap in,
because I’m about to heal you. Nice one for clicking the link to this video,
and congratulations, you’ve reached stage one, acceptance. You’ve accepted that you’re
a blight on humanity and a scourge of our generation. By admitting this you’re one
step closer on the path to being a normie, and in no time at all we’ll have reconditioned
you to be the chad or stacey society needs you to be. Part1: Lets start probing. How much of your
basement dwelling otaku introvert life have you “invested” in watching anime? Do you:
Bail out on your friends Sacrifice sleep, health, showers
Generally suck at school or work Or abandon your other hobbies So you can watch that one more episode of
one piece at 4:30am? If you’re still here watching this I’m
going assume a hard YES to all of the above. You filthy animal. And hey this is a judgment
free zone, a safe space, no one is perfect, except for this guy. How much money are you wasting on anime? In
order to best diagnose the severity of your addiction I’m going to need you to total
up the amount of money you’re spending on naruto headbands, cat girl ears and waifu
silicon gel oppai mousepads, and if it’s anything above 0, you’re in a bad way my
friend. How much do you rely on anime to be happy?
Scenario: You’ve just powered through the beggining of the series bleach, hyped coming
off of the back of soul society and then BOOM, you’re completely blindsided, the bount
arc. A Classic TRASH filler non cannon load of baloney. Knowing you, you’re probably
somewhere between seething anger and boundless fury. I’ve got one thing to tell you buddy.
You’re ADDICTED. Does anime affect your IRL relationships.
Scenario: You and your friend are are disagreeing whether or not Kakyoin’s emrald splash can
be deflected. things get heated and you feel the need to educate this uncultured pleb with
your bankai replica calling for a duel. You’re probably addicted buddy. Part 2: The remedy.
Have you tried NOT watching anime? OK yeah, not happing. Fine, how about limiting what you watch, or
at least, filtering out those garbage isekai and 900 episode shounen dumpster fires. Impossible. OK – OK. How about at least taking a break. Yes that
includes, manga, light novels, waifu dating sims, and the toxic cancer that is /r anime.
Who am I kidding. What else is their in life? Come to think of it. Whats so bad about being
addicted to anime? As far escapism goes, there are loads worse ways to ruin your life. You
do You, man. Unless you think that Emrald splash can be deflected then you’re an idiot.. Hey guys, anime fried chicken here. Thansk
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