HAH!!! KYA!!! EH!!! Whoa! whoa! ladies, I can explain! See um… I-I’m a princess, too! Wait, what? Yeah! Princess Vanellope Von Schweetz of the uh… Sugar Rush Von Schweetzs. I’m sure you’ve heard of us. It’d be embarrassing for you if you haven’t. [Chuckles, nervously] What kind of a princess ARE you? What kind? Do you have magic hair? No…? Magic hands? No… Do animals Talk to you? No? Were you poisoned? No. Cursed??? No. Kidnapped or Enslaved??? No. Are you guys okay? [whispers] Should I call the police? Did I have to assume you made a deal with an Underwater Sea Witch where she took your voice in exchange for a pair of human legs?!?! No! Good lord! Who would do that?! Have you ever had ♫ True love’s kiss? ♫ Eww, barf! Do you have Daddy issues? I don’t even have a mom! Neither do we!!! And now for the million dollar question… Do people assume ALL your problems got solved because a big strong man showed up? YES!!! WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?! She IS a princess!!! ♫Ah-ah-ah-ah-ahhh!♫ Who made your gown? I’ve never seen anything quite like it. Oh, this old thing? Oh, I’d SO love to have on of my own… As would I. Me, too! Best outfit ever! [gasps] I want one, too you guys! I’ll get my mice on this. Ahh… So THIS is love… All hail princess Vanellope; The queen of comfy! [applause] Hooray, Vanellope! Of all the thingamabobs in this entire world, I never thought I’d get to wear a real… What’s it called again? Oh yeah, shirt! ♫I once had a dream that I might wear a shirt…♫ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait! Wha-What’s going on? Uh, she’s singing? Yeah, but there was like music and the spotlight and… You all saw it, too, right? That’s what happens when a princess sings about her dreams. That’s never happened to me, I mean, not even once. Why don’t you give it a try? What is it you really want? Sing about that. Okay. Uh, sure. Huh, I can do that. Uh, let’s see… Ahem… ♫Oh, steering wheel, Oh, steering wheel, Oh yes I want a steering wheel!♫ ♫Doo-do-do-boop-bwomp!♫ Well, there’s a lot to unpack here… Mm-hmm… So this steering wheel you sing of… That’s a metaphor? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. It’s not a metaphor, I just, I literally want a steering wheel. I think the issue was I was a little pitchy. Maybe a little… But, sometimes your song can’t start until you go someplace, to reflect. what works for some of us is finding a form of water, and staring at it. What? Oh, yes! I like to stare at a wishing well. I stare at the ocean. Horse Trough. Soap Bubbles. Wait, you’re saying if I just stare at some water- Yeah, important water… Right, of course, important water. I stare at the important water and somehow, magically, I’ll start singing about my dream? (For sure.) (Uh-huh.) (Mm-hmm.) Yeah, I don’t think so, ladies, but thanks. 5 minutes, princesses. Another “Which Disney Princess Are You?” Quiz starts in 5 minutes. [Everyone sighs] (Jasmine) Okay, thank you. Well, I guess it’s back to the gowns, girls. It was lovely to meet you, Vanellope. And best of luck finding your song. Ack! Lang may yer lum reek, and may a moose ne’er leave your girnel with a tear drop in his eye! Haste Ye Back, Me Lassie! Uh-huh… [whispers] What did she just say? We don’t know. We can’t understand her. She’s from the other studio. Ahh.