STAN: I wanted to say that you’re gonna hear some bad things about me, and some of them are true. But trust me, everything I’ve worked for, everything I care about… …It’s all for this family! DIPPER: Mabel, what if he’s lying? This thing can destroy the universe, listen to your head! STAN: Look into my eyes, Mabel! Do you really think I’m a bad guy? DIPPER: He’s lying! Shut it down! Now! STAN: Mabel, please! COMPUTER: 10, 9… MABEL: Grunkle Stan… COMPUTER: 6, 5… MABEL: I trust you. DIPPER: Mabel, are you crazy?! We’re all gonna–! COMPUTER: 1… EVERYONE: Aaaah!