Hey, how’s it going everyone. This is The Anime Man. So I get a lot of messages saying, “Hey animu dude, you’re always sooo right about anime Everything you say is always correct omigod I Love you so much can I suck your d–” And since I’m always objectively right about completely subjective topics on anime, I’m gonna give you guys the top 10 anime series of all time, and no, this isn’t subjective. This isn’t my opinion,— this is objective and absolutely correct because I asked my mum and she agreed and if you don’t agree with this list then you have no idea what you’re talking about, so let’s get riiiiiiiiiiiight (whisper) into the vieeeeeeeeeews. Number 10: One Piece. I love this anime. It’s truly a masterpiece. My favorite characters include Zora Tsunami and Pinocchio. You want to see world building at its finest? Yeah no problem. This anime loves to take its fucking time with us so that it has to world build to stay alive or even make any sense. Also if you’re a fan of like two-minute openings and ten minutes of recap the this anime has it down to the fuckin’ T. You know when you buy a packet of potato chips, and it’s like 60 percent bagged air? Yeah, that. Number 9: Sailor Moon …and the Seven Ballz. You like boobs? Of course you do you horny twelve-year-old douchef*ck, why else would you watch anime? Well now you can watch in wonder as Goku goes. Cum-e-hame-cum in Moon’s Uranus I also just added this to this list to give me an excuse to use a super clickbait thumbnail otherwise nobody will watch this f*cking video. Number 8: Bleach. As in if you like this anime, drink some Bleach and f*cking in yourself. Don’t worry, at least you’ll get to turn into the Shinigami you always wanted to be— …except you get your ass kicked by almost everything and everyone so have fun with your internal struggle. Number 7: Mars of Destruction. You guys have heard people use the term 10 out of 10 concerning anime. Well it wasn’t made for this anime because this sh*t is 11 out of 10 best animu ever. You’ll get amazing action, memorable characters, And f*cking mind exploding plot. cAn yOu eVen haNdLe thIs sHit? Number 6: Fairy Fail, uh Tail. Also known as the “Poor Man’s One Piece,” Which is pretty poor considering One Piece is the equivalent to the ass hairs of Satan’s stank butt crack. Featuring all your favorite characters like Whitebeards midget cousin Flamboyant Ace and Tits McGee. But anime dude Fairy Tail is nothing like One Piece. It’s the best animu evaaaaaa Yeah… No. Number 5: Boku No Pico. You want to see two dudes having fun in the summer sun? Pop a squat on your cum stained couch and put this on the TV. Make sure to invite everyone to join you on this family adventure, Especially any young cousins and a grandparent with a heart problem because tHaT pUrE roMaNcE iS jUsT sO hEaRt-StoPpIng Number 4: Shit Taste Online. You want to watch an anime that looks like an anime? Well yeah, this looks like an anime. Oh and pro tip for those who want to make a successful top 10 like me? Make sure to put SAO and SAO II in at least the top three. But Anime Man, Sword Art Online is number four on this list. Why isn’t it in the top three? Well you see, sonny… It’s because I f*cking hate myself and this piece of sh– Number 3: Naruto. Do you like ninjas? Of course you do you f*ckin’ weeb. Do you like ramen? Of course you do you f*cking weeb. Do you like 200 episode fillers that lead to f*cking nowhere? Then check this sh*t out. And if you haven’t seen this anime… Bullsh*t you haven’t seen this anime because it’s f*cking unavoidable at this point. Let’s just rename this sh*t to Whoruto with all that cash grabbing, y-yA kNoW wHat I mEaNNN? Number 2: Undertale. I love this anime, it’s truly a masterpiece. But Anime Man this isn’t an anime it’s a gaaaaaaame Bitch. Please. This masterpiece transcends all genres and entertainment mediums, who gives a sh*t if it’s a game or not? How can you say anything negative about this masterpiece with its innovative game design, unique game mechanics, and brilliant storytelling? This sh*t’ll make your ten year old ovaries explode and your eight-year-old testicles …to also explode. And Number 1: Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood. It’s not like I was forced to put it on this list because apparently it’s the best anime ever according to everybody in the anime community and majority of people on My Anime List. And we all know that everybody in the anime community is always riiiiiiight Oh, what’s that? You gave it a score less than 10, how ’bout you go f*ck yourself? You don’t know anything about kuolitee anime. You call yourself f*cking otaku? No you’re not, you’re a f*cking notaku. You don’t deserve to be in this anime community because you have a different opinion to the mainstream. You’re pathetic. You’re a f*cking joke. Oh wait, you’re not a joke. This f*cking video is. HAPPY APRIL FOOLS CUNTS.