Welcome to Drunk Disney where we drink watching Disney movies then tell you what we learned from them This week’s movie, released in 1981, is The Fox and the Hound and it was made four years after Mickey Rooney looked like this. And he sounds like a teenager in this movie, which is weird. Today’s guest is YouTuber of Thingamavlogs fame Patrick Dougall
(cheering) And what a drinking game today, brought to you by Keziah Tracy Every time friendship can’t help in a situation, we will be drinking To Walt
To Walt! Cheers! Oh, I smell that tequila and it’s making me wanna Robert De Niro It smells like…. Wait, what was that? That’s your Robert De Niro? I got nipples (laughter)
I got nipples..(gibberish) (Clapping)
Yayyyyyy Did you guys already pour your drinks? Because I… Mickey Rooney! Kurt Russell? He’s gonna escape from the woods I like this 70’s font It looks like font from, like, old tampons Fox and the Hound!
Period You know what? I think I’m gonna call a DRINK… at some point, but not yet. Wow. Wow, man. (laughs) I just have all these, like, hormones surging that don’t know what to do now Yeah, how bad do you want to drink now? Real bad. Friendship wouldn’t help her escape these hunters There. Oh God. Gettin’ it out. To, uh, Fock Hunters To Fock Hunters Is that the fourth Meet the Parents movie? (shotgun blast) Oh! This movie begins with the emotional climax of Bambi Big Mama’s here Big Mama’s gonna take care of you Never has a character become my favorite character as quickly as Big Mama First line! Mama gon’ take care of you! Sure, yeah please! I would nestle up into Big Mama’s tufts Her bosoms look so comfortable. You just want her to be your mom. My big mama Oh no, no, no. There’s laws against that sort of thing still. Big Mama can’t take care of him ’cause she’s swinging single She’s bringing dudes home at night and she can’t have a kid around You’ll mess up my game! Owls don’t look like they should be able to fly. They’re like the zeppelins of birds. Here’s the thing about this movie: The plot’s super thin, and they just pad it with these birds that I don’t care about (bird:) Yeah! Leave it to me, leave it to me It’s the voice of Tigger, I think?
(Tigger laugh) They call her Widow Tweed?
Yes! The neighbor–who’s an asshole, by the way– just calls her Widow My bloomers! It’s that damn Big Mama again! God, I wish she was a walk-around character at Disneyland She’s just like, “Grab my fox!” They could have a drone that’s an owl flying around and everyone’s asking the cast members “What is this from?” (Widow:) That’s what I’m going to call you. Todd. What if Todd was her husband’s name? That’s gotta be the guy with the voice, right?
You know it! And it squeaks a little Your replacement! Fished him out of the river this mornin’ I drowned the rest, but I liked this one. Hey, man, it’s the 30’s. Amos has to eat. How does drowning puppies in a river feed you? Have you ever had puppy meat? Especially after marinatin’ in the river? He’s really cute. His eyes are too sunken back. He looks like he just had a Force-lightning accident Yeaahhh, there’s the good stuff. Let me just touch you right there I know how you like it Alright guys, I think we have to have a DRINK… at some point soon Didn’t get me that time. Nope. None of us fell for it, Dave. Patrick: stone face Boy who cried Fox (Off screen:) Hey, you are gonna drink Why? To what? The former vice president, Joe Biden. Awwww.
Uncle Joe! Wait, which one’s Dinky? Dinky’s the dinky one. Joe Pesci-bird (Chelsea:) Oh, you think I’m funny, huh? Like a peacock! To Uncle Joe Kids love woodpeckers. These side characters you don’t need, they don’t add anything Where’s the fox and the hound? I paid $12 to watch a fox and a hound And a bird.
And another bird. I’ve got a great idea for the next Disney movie. It’s called Bird and Another Bird. It’s about how birds can’t be friends. Wait. I need to do some rewrites. (Chief and Dave:)
Sonny, you got a lotta learnin’ to do ’bout smellin’ I was gonna say “decent Patrick Buttram,” and then you got to the end. “Bout smellin’.” Was that better? No. Colder.
” Bout smellin'” Lower on the low parts, higher on the high (more exaggerated)
“About smellin'” Perfect. Just really gotta up that contrast, you know. This butterfly’s like, “Get the fuck away from me!” “I have a life to live!” He’s like Benjamin Button as a dog Like a little old guy. Whoa. (laughter) They’re just playing, jeez. Why do you have to make everything terrible?
He made a noise too! They’re just playing. Look at that, a fox and a hound. Ohhh, I get it. (song:) When your’re the best of friends Ugh, this song! The sad thing is this is the best song.
It is. That guy looks like he could be in Westworld. And he’s one of those guys that you’re not sure if they’re a guest or a host. Draw me like one of your fennick foxes. (James singing:) When you’re the best of friends They literally just met. No, but they’re the best of friends.
They’re. Best. Friends. Did Big Mama teach you nothing, Patrick? She’s just up there, singing all day. Yeah, Big Mama, could we, like, hang out without you just like, singing up there? Todd’s trying to bring a girl home and she’s like (James:) When you use protection Okay, thank you… (Dave:) They’re a one night stand…. Splash party Does Chief have PTSD? Damn Charlie, in the bushes Boing.
Boink. You know what can’t help in this situation?
Friendship! To women! (Banjo music)
(James making fake banjo music) I love how it’s this Dukes of Hazzard music But if Chief catches that fox, he’s going to rip him apart. Oh, we have a fox!
We’ve got a fox! We got him! We did what Chief couldn’t. Oh yeah, give us a hound We have a lot of stuffed animals here. We’re just playing! We’re just playing, guys! What’re you boys getting up to? We’re the best of friends This is such a lawsuit This is the 30’s! No one cares.
That’s true In the 30’s, she could murder him and no one would know he was missing. Yeah! We haven’t seen any other people in this. No one would know. Except for that portrait of Franklin Pierce back there. (sneezes)
You allergic to me, Dave? No, get out of here, I’m talking to Dave. I wanna be friends (Dave singing:) They used to be friends… Fox and the Hound 2017: Hey!
Sorry, I’m hypoallergenic (laughter) Well, Copper…
Oh, he’s so drunk. It’s noon. Alright, boys, I polished off that wild turkey, let’s go for a drive. No, I think he just drinks turpentine Looks like his friend couldn’t even help him with this one Yeah!
Oh, now we traumatize the fox. The murder dungeon?
That’s like Ed Gein’s house. To Ed Gein?
Yeah… Didn’t he kill his mom too? Shouldn’t his mom be hanging up in there? Wanna see her bones next? Oh no, you are trying the arm thing? It’s the perfect height for me. Mmm, yeah!
When you’re the best of friends… It’s the puberty montage! Is he going to come out with a little, terrible mustache? While we’re out here, freezing our b-b-b-
(James:)–balls off! When you’re the best of friends Friendship can’t save you from winter The cold, harsh reality of winter. To puberty Hey, have I ever told you guys that my dad taught my sex ed class? My dog taught mine. I was like, eight nipples? Nope. We-we don’t have that. That house is such a horror show. All those animal skins hanging out. Like a Rob Zombie movie
House of a thousand animal corpses? Hi, fellas!
He’s Mickey Rooney now. It’s so weird that that’s Mickey Rooney. Aw, it’s me alright How does he sound that young?! How does he go from this… (drunken mumble-shouting) …to this? You guys are always teasin’ me. Stop touching me! Shouldn’t this caterpillar be a butterfly by now? I’ll call a drink attack. Ohhhhh! is that the first drink attack of the night? Oh it is! Cause you keep fucking teasing us, just, like, brushing the front of our pants. They wrote this script and were like, “Guys, we came in at 45 minutes, we need to put something else in.” “Yeah, this script you said was a feature is 30 pages long.” This is to rewrites.
To rewrites! I’m back here on the cadavers Look, Big Mama, Copper’s back! Boy, has he grown big. He look goooood Summer vacation done served him well. Lookit, there’s your family in the back. I had a pet duck when I was younger. It lasted two days. It died. Oh nooooo!
Damn, you were a bad duck dad. What were you feeding it?
Well–well that explains it. DRINK ATTACK Ohhhhh!
Whoa-ho-ho Disembodied Hands!
Thank you, Disembodied Hands. What’s this called? (Off-screen:) It’s the Fox. Is there a Hound?
Tune in to find out. This is to Lowe.
Oh, okay. This is really good.
This is very good. (Off-screen:) This is a drink that’s about the smell I was like, I don’t really taste it. Shootin’ at a fox! Shootin’ at a fox! Copper, Copper!
Silver, Gold! The hunter never buttons his pants. Cause he’s two sheets to the wind at all times Never know when I might get it wet! Did he just–?
Oh! What?! Did he just get hit by a train?! Yes, he did.
He got LOCOMOTED. Fuck you, I’m a train That dog would not even be composited at this point. He’d be like a spray of meat. Todd! If it’s the last thing I do I’ll-I’ll get you for this! Is there anyone in life that you’ve ever thought “I’ll get you for this?” Probably the person who, in college, they pooped in our, uh, communal shower drain in the women’s shower. Did you have to waffle-stomp it down?
No! You’re just in the shower with poop and a top angle, and you’re just like, “I’ll get you for this!” Everyone else comes in and is just like, “Fucking asshole,” and you’re like, “I’ll get you for this!” “I will poop in your bed!”
“I will poop in your children’s bed!” “If it’s the last thing I do!” Now don’t go waking up Big Mama. Big Mama needs her beauty sleep. Widow! Get out here! Widow! Get out here! Widow! Why you bringing up my dead husband? You can’t come onto my property without a warrant! Now it’s time to cry. God, I hate this scene.
Wait, why? What does she do? What do you think she’s doing? She’s taking him out back to be shot, Dave. No.
Yeah. Are you serious?
Just look at the flowers, Lenny. When you’re the best of pets When you’re the best of p– No way she’s taking him to be shot. Better me than Amos Oh… Where’s my liberal tears mug? And I found out, I needed you, too! She’s gonna shoot him in the face, Dave. She doesn’t have to.
I know. She could just kill Amos. Oh wait a minute, wait a minute. She’s not killing him.
No. She just brought him–oh my god! You made me so sad! I was waiting for her to whip out a freaking shotgun I built this up so high in my head Oh no! But this is still sad. No! Not at all!
Look, look! He doesn’t know how to fend for himself. She’s been feeding him from a bottle this whole time. Compared to her shooting him in the face? No! I don’t even care anymore. He can survive. Fucking learn. I’ve been watching you, sir.
It’s Piglet! He’s like, “I’ve been watching you, you can come with me” The fuck you been watching me from? “Oh, n-n-n-nothing!”
Puts his binoculars away. Ever get hit by a train, you just get, like, a broken leg. Friendship won’t save you from this bear trap. Big Mama, you better lose a few pounds. You used to be slim, Mama. To lady fox.
(Glasses clinking) What does he look like? Handsome.
Handsome? Oh, say! How’s his credit? Oh, at some point my glasses came off. For animal females, the only difference is eyelashes But some how those eyelashes are SO hot. We’re just playin’! We’re just playin’! You think you could catch one? Fish, silly!
Huh? Yeah, I love fish. I love fish. My dear young lady, Ugh. So cringe. My dear young lady. Splash party! He’s so emasculated. Go ahead and laugh!
I’ll kill you all! If it’s the last thing I do! (song:) When you have a natural attraction Oh my god, Big Mama with these songs! Natural affection! Leads you to a positive direction Make sure you don’t skip the midterm election Oh my god, they’re falling in love! By a waterfall! It’s so beautiful It’s time for a drink attack! Ohhhh! Alright boy, get tracking. Smell him out. Smell him out! Smell him out! Ladies and gentle–
(laughter) To dogs with 8 nipples He’ll be comin’ right through here, headin’ for water but he won’t be drinkin’ any. Not like me, I’ll be drinkin’ plenty Oh, Todd.
Oh, Todd. Is Vixy a Beatle? Oh, Todd.
Oh, Todd. He literally placed three traps right next to each other. I know! Try to be more subtle, guy. Don’t fall in the trap. The trap right there. Oh. Oh! Ohhhh! Oh nooo! (all make fake banjo music) Oh, that Amos Slade about to catch that Todd Friend against friend! Oh! He looks mean as shit! They both look very mean (singing:) They were the best of friends He’s gonna smoke him out Smoke him out! Smoke him out! Ladies and gentlemen! What?!
Whoa! Barry the bear?
Oh, that’s Barry? Don’t light forest fires! Only youuuuu can prevent them Oh! Don’t fall into a trap! That’s what you get! (Two chords, followed by “singing” Black Sabbath’s “Iron Man” riff) Eat rock. Did you just see him slap the fox?
He slapped him. Meanwhile Pocahontas is jumping off that same waterfall. Todd! Todd! Toooodddd! What? Sorry, Amos, but we’re… the best of friends Can’t they just be friends?
I know, why do they gotta go separate ways? Big Mama doing some drugs, her pupils dilated real hard. Requiem for a Dream!Big Mama B-b-b-butt to butt! HE’S A BUTTERFLY! Took him the whole damn movie But now he’s tricked out with these LED lights Oh man, he’s like in the Electrical Parade (singing Electric Light Parade music) Yayyyyy You didn’t use a drink attack.
He didn’t even use his drink attack. Did I not use my drink attack?
No! I missed my drink attack? Yeah, cause you were fucking around too much. You used two fake ones (frustrated groan) What do you say–that’s so smart? One, two, three What did we learn from The Fox and the Hound? I learned I miss spectromagic And I’m really glad that my dad recorded it on his camcorder when we were in Disneyworld, so I have it at home, so I can watch it. Great! I learned that the widow should have just killed Amos. Cause no one would have convicted her, it’s the 1930’s, no one would know She could choose whether or not to kill Chief at that point, but, like, after Amos is gone, she’s good. I learned if you want to have interspecies sex, go for it. I learned a lot right now about Patrick .(laughter) This has been Drunk Disney: The Fox and the Hound! We’re just playin’! We’re just playin’! We’re just playin! (theme music plays) Thanks a lot for watching Drunk Disney: The Fox and the Hound Next up, we want to watch one of these 5 movies So make sure to vote in the poll right in that upper right hand corner and check it out While you’re at if, if you’re a fan of Disney and if you have not seen Thingamavlogs, you are missing out you are not using the internet properly. So check out Thingamavlogs on YouTube. Also PatrickzFilms, like Patrick’s films on Instagram and on Twitter. It is prime internet usage. If Net Neutrality goes away, make sure you pay extra for PatrickzFilms Check it out.