I’m Alec Baldwin and you are seconds away from seeing a sneak peek of the Dream Works’ new animated film: The Boss Baby I’m so excited for you, really. I’ve got that whole butterfly-in-the-tummy thing going on… The Templetons were making plans, for their newest edition “What the…Damn.” “Meet your new… …Broooooother” But this baby has a big plan “We babies are having a crisis” Babies aren’t getting as much love as we used to. Behold our mortal enemy Puppies All babies: Awwwwww No, that’s exactly the problem Have you learned anything ABCD No, what have you learned, about puppies? Hahahaha puppies..! No Jimbo, Puppies are evil. Stacey, read back the notes. I can’t read! What’s it say? Boss! Parents! Awww it’s like they are having their own little meetings Who wants dessert?? This is so humiliating… You got the right baby for the job. I know how important it is for the company “Mission?” You can talk! Ah! Poop Duty! Ahhh, I’ve gotta deal with the K-I-D Who are you??? I’m on a mission There’s not enough love to go around My job is to find out why Now give me a double expresso, and see if There is some place around here with decent sushi I’d kill for a spicy tuna roll right about now Mom! Dad! The baby can talk! This is war Noooooo Oh Yeah Let go you little… Look! The kids are finally getting along. That’s nice. If I don’t succeed with this mission I’ll live here forever with you! Ok I will help you but just to get rid of you Deal Here comes the choo choo train No! No! They’re watching Chooo Chooo Ok Choo Chooo on that How do we get past the guard? I’ve never been so humiliated in all my life *gasps* I don’t wear Nautical! You’re putting this thing on! What have you done to me? What’s all the racket? Isn’t he adorable? Ohhhh! I’ve got one for you too! What?! -Bummer! Dreamworks: The Boss Baby Put that cookie down Cookies are for closers My name is Tim I had the greatest parents ever Rise and Shine! It’s Take-Your-Kid-To-Work-Day! Really? It was just the three of us, the Templetons. *doorbell ring* Life was perfect, until that one fateful day… Tim! Look who’s here! Tim! Meet your new baby… Broooooooooother Waaaaaaaaaa He’s taking over the whole house! Look at him! He wears a suit! He’s like a little man! He carries a briefcase! Does no one else think that’s… oh, I don’t know, a little freaky? Well you carried Lamb-Lamb around until you were like… This is not about Lamb-Lamb Trust me, one day you’re gonna love him with all of your heart. Never! Other usual procedures, sleep deprivation, hunger strikes. They’re very disoriented. But I think the kid might be onto me. Hands Up Baby! Ah! Poop Duty! Ah! I’ve got to deal with the K-I-D. You can talk! Er…Goo goo ga ga. No! You can really talk Fine! I can talk. Now let’s see if you can listen. Now give me a double expresso, and see if there is some place around here with decent sushi I’d kill for a spicy tuna roll right about now Get yourself a little something Who are you? Let’s just say, I’m the Boss. Just wait till Mom and Dad find out about this Power nap! Er, you were saying?