Squid up? No! Squid neutral! Hey! How’s it going everyone? This is The Anime Man! And welcome back to some more Highschool Romance. Or in this case… High School Pervy perve perve The Anime Man gets ready to enroll in an all-girls highschool. DAAAAAMN!! *gasps* I’m lookin’ GOOOOD! Dude, ok. Let me just clarify, we are a dude right? *sniffs* Those are not the hips of a dude! Aw man, this is like a Boku no Pico situation, where it’s like “You look like a girl, but you have a dick.” The Anime- ahh ahhh I mean “Shoji” meets The Principal. That is a fuckin’ thigh, bro. That is a fuckin’ thigh right there. That is some big ti- pair of tits. Big fuckin’ thighs, big hips, that’s some child-bearing hips right there dude. Holy shit. I don’t hate it. That is the smile of like a “Prepare your anus, I’m going in dry”. Shoji meets his “her” first friend. “as a girl!” “He’s leaning slightly towards her rather than away.” “And his feet are actually pointed in her direction.” “That means he’s subconsciously thinking about leaving the conversation.” “Plus his hands are tucked into his pockets, leaving his chest open.” “If he was closed off to the conversation, he’d cross his arms instead.” Really? Uh- Are men really that simple? Fuck. “It looks like you’re gonna be busy for a while, so I’m gonna go look at some of the other stores. “Just as I predicted, after all your feet will turn the other way.” “Uh, that’s a little scary you know?” “Stop looking at me.” Shoji meets the biggest slut on campus. “Let me sit on your lap, Shoji…” *snickers* If you know what I mean! Oww! ^0^ “What! Why?” “Aww, don’t be a spoiled sport, I just want to sit with you.” “Why don’t you sit next to me?” ‘I don’t think I’ll be able to see very well.” Please don’t sit on my lap. I have a RAGING boner right now. “Hoshi, help me!” “I think you can probably see fine, can’t you?” “Given the trajectory of the fireworks…” Don’t fucking analyze the fucking f- tr- projectile physics of fireworks right now! There is a girl who was about to sit on my lap and probably get my bone up her butt. So you know… … And so the next day “Ar-Are you okay?” “I think so. OUCH!” *gasp* “What’s the matter?” “My ankle…” “Uhh-” “I can’t stand on it.” “It hurts every time I put pressure on it.” “Oh no, tell me you didn’t really hurt your ankle?” “You’re just joking with me, right?” Yo, why the fuck would I would I be joking with you? I obviously hurt my fucking ankle because of your clumsy ass. … and the next day “Maybe I can make it up to you.” “Make it up to me?” “W-What is she?” “Well Shoji?” “Are you still going to be all cute and nervous even though I know?” “She’s so close.” “Is this really what she wanted the whole time?” “I’m, I’m not nervous.” “Oh?” “I like this new you.” “But you know I’m gonna make you prove it.” WOOAAHH HOO! *gasps* Brah! Brah! WHAT THE FUCK?! Where did that come from?! Holy fuck! Shit! I can’t. WHAT! *laughs* I thought we were on the Hoshi route! Shoji became a man… “I wish I hadn’t made so many plans.” “I’m busy throughout most of the break unfortunately.” Aww, “But I’m free tomorrow and the house does get awfully lonely.” Yooooo!!! Yooooo!!! *claps* One month later “I promised myself that once I had that part of my life behind me, there was something I would do.” “Something important.” “And this time, I’m not the one who has to wear the dress.” *claps* Awww HAAAW!! *gasps* Yo! You’re serious?! WOOAAHH! This is different from the other two plu- WOAAHH! This is the last thing I was expecting. Holy fuck! Hoe-shi becomes garbage *Japanese* Hey! Did you enjoy that animation? So then you should probably check out the original video. For The Anime Man himself, the one and only, the manly man of Anime. And check out our channel! Daidus! Yeah! We only have 600 subscribers! Hey! You’re making us sound like we’re trying to make everyone feel guilty! Sssshhh! Sen, not so loud! We neeeed this! Get off me!!