– I’m Taylor Ortega, I’m a comedian. If you’re not local to
New York and you’re 13, you can catch me in the
“Kim Possible” live action movie on Disney Channel. I don’t know if I’m good
at art, but I am good at discovering skills I didn’t know I had, so I might be very good at this. – Recently, you learned that you can run- – Run real fast.
– How fast is “real fast?” – They didn’t do a radar on
me, but everyone was like, “Wow, you can run really fast!” Back when you would just watch television, and then whatever came on television came on television, I would
just sit and watch this. I was way more into ASMR
before that was a thing. I liked hearing, like, textures,
and seeing, like, paint get scraped across a canvas. If I could smell it, which I can today, which is very exciting,
that would’ve been it. – (Bob) Just use your little two-inch brush, basically… – Okay, got it. Is that a blue? This feels dark already. Oh no. I think my arm is doing the right thing. Oh, that looks edible, mm. I don’t love this but I trust him. Mine looks like diarrhea, but not mine. (laughing) I’m focused on something else. Oh no, oh god, ugh. (Gulp) See, I feel like he’s got
a lot more canvas down there than I do. That’s okay. Most of this is just me telling myself that I’m okay. Ah, ooh, what do I do? Oh no, okay, so I’m trying to blend… Oh, this does look like
a delicious pudding. It looks like a poo-poo
splatter, but the color, the color itself looks
like a delicious pudding. These look like trees, right?
– Yeah. – What?
oh my god, oh. That’s so cute! Wait, I
love this little raccoon. That raccoon’s dead now. I honestly think I would
get along really well with a gorilla, but I
don’t know if it would be like romantic, I think it
would be, I don’t know. I wonder if gorillas are
like humans in the sense that they like, sometimes it
just doesn’t feel right? Also, that’s rude. Would a gorilla want me? I’m assuming a gorilla
would be, like, taken by me, just because I’m a human. Okay, wait, I actually will
say, kangaroos may be human. Because they have those
weird human muscles, and they’re like the handsome ones. Oh, I see what we are doing. Oh wow, okay. Woo! Woo, woo! Oh my god, okay, this
feels like a mistake. Oh, it’s a blue tree, my bad. – I will say you’re the
first person we’ve had peek around the left side of
the canvas to check out Bob. (laughing) – Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? You’re joking, that was it?
(laughing) What? This was a thing right, like this is land? You know, I don’t like
this tree in the water, I think I did something wrong.
(laughing) I thought this was gonna be, these were gonna be something else, so now they are clearly not little trees. But I do like the snow. I
wish I had followed through here a little bit more,
but, this is insane. If I was the President and I did this, they would impeach me
because they would be worried that I couldn’t make
decisions for America. I’d be like, I’m a sane person. Bob Ross is a boss.