Sonic in Mario Kart This isn’t SEGA All-Stars Racing! Out of the way! Hmph. *Sonic coughing noise* *Donkey Kong Chewing* AH! AH! AH! UH! UH! UH! UH! Disgusting! Yoshi! What!? Yoshi! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! Those Nintendo secondary characters are ganging up on me! I’m the fastest in the World! I don’t need a run-down go-kart! AHHHH! Grrrr….