REMEMBER WHEN I WAS STANDING OVER THERE? THOSE WERE GOOD TIMES. ANYWAY, WHEN I WAS OVER THERE TALKING IN THE OTHER CAMERA, I WAS SAYING THAT BERNIE SANDERS HAS NOT DROPPED OUT YET. BUT HILLARY CLINTON HAS ALREADY STARTED REACHING OUT TO HIS SUPPORTERS. AND, SHOCKINGLY, SO HAS DONALD TRUMP.>>TO ALL OF THOSE BERNIE SANDERS…
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Cartoon Trump Is Emperor of New York
AFTER PICKING UP 90 DELEGATES TRUMP HAS HIS SIGHTS SET ON THE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION IN CLEVELAND. THIS LOGO REPRESENTS THE ROCK ‘N’ ROLL HALL OF FAME, SO MUCH BETTER THAN CLEVELAND’S ORIGINAL CHOICE, AN ELEPHANT WALKING ON HALF OF LeBRON JAMES. BUT THIS IS LIKELY GOING TO BE A CONTESTED CONVENTION, WHERE IF NO ONE…
Cartoon Hillary Clinton Answers Questions From Republicans
WELCOME BACK TO A VERY SPECIAL LIVE “LATE SHOW”.” FOR THOSE OF YOU JUST JOINING DEMOCRACY, TONIGHT HILLARY CLINTON BECAME THE FIRST WOMAN EVER NOMINATED FOR U.S. PRESIDENT BY A MAJOR POLITICAL PARTY. AND I THINK. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 100 YEARS FROM NOW, OUR GRANDCHILDREN WILL LOOK BACK ON THIS DAY AND SAY,…
Miley Cyrus Carpool Karaoke
HEY THERE IT’S ME. I AM STUCK IN THE WORST TRAFFIC.>>THERE IS NO CHANCE YOU’RE AROUND JUST TO HELP ME USE THE CAR POOL LANE, IS THERE? FOR REAL? ARE YOU SERIOUS? THANK YOU. YEAH, I’M RIGHT OUTSIDE. YOU’RE AMAZING. THANK YOU. OH. ♪ JAMES ♪ >>James: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME. OH,…
Actual Trump Quotes Read By Cartoon Donald Trump
MEANWHILE, DONALD TRUMP DID A BIG INTERVIEW IN “THE WALL STREET JOURNAL” LAST WEEK. AND LAST WEEK, FRIDAY OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. NOW THE JOURNAL PUBLISHED THE HIGHLIGHTS OF THE INTERVIEW IN A RELATIVELY FLATTERING ARTICLE USING PHRASES LIKE MR. TRUMP HOPSCOTCHED ACROSS A VARIETY OF POLICY AND PERSONAL TOPICS. I’M SCEPTICAL, HOPSCOTCH IS A…
Cartoon Trump And Cartoon Putin Make First Joint Public Appearance
EVEN THOUGH IT LOOKS LIKE HILLARY CLINTON WILL TAKE THE POPULAR VOTE, WE HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT THE WINNER OF THIS ELECTION WAS A WASHINGTON OUTSIDER WHO NO ONE THOUGHT HAD A SHOT AT RUNNING THIS COUNTRY. CAN PEW. VLADIMIR PUTIN. BECAUSE WHILE DONALD TRUMP’S POSITION ON A LOT OF ISSUES IS UNCLEAR, HE HAS…
Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ Kendall Jenner
>>THAT IS THE WORST FIRST DATE EVER.>>James: WORST FIRST DATE EVER.>>IT FEELS LIKE WE’RE ON A DATE RIGHT NOW.>>James: LET’S TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT WE HAVE HERE AND STARTING WITH SOMETHING WHICH IS ALREADY MAKING ME SO SICK IN MY MOUTH IS THE FISH EYE. WE HAVE BIRD SAL IVA– KALIVA. HOT SAUCE. COD…
Carpool Karaoke w/ Sam Smith ft. Fifth Harmony
HEY, I KNOW ARE YOU IN L.A. AT THE MOMENT, IS THERE ANYWAY YOU CAN HELP ME GET TO, WITHOUT. I’M IN A REAL RUSH AND THE TRAFFIC IS AWFUL. OH, YOU’RE THE BEST. THANK YOU, I’M RIGHT OUTSIDE. OKAY. OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS. (APPLAUSE) >>HI, JAMES.>>James: THANKS FOR HELPING ME GET…
Our Cartoon President (2018) | Official Trailer | Stephen Colbert SHOWTIME Series
[narrator] In a time of civil and political unrest, one man works tirelessly to defend the American dream. Fake news. Fake news. Fake weather. [narrator] This February, meet our cartoon president. And then Ohio came in and I was like, “Wow!” And then they called Wisconsin, and I was President. And Hillary called me to…
Iliza Stand-up Comedy
>>THANK YOU. THANK YOU. SO I WANTED TO BE SENSITIVE TO THE FACT THAT OUR COUNTRY IS FEELING A LITTLE DIVIDED RIGHT NOW SO I WANTED TO UNITE US ALL WITH THE FACT IT’S RIDICULOUS THAT AS A 33-YEAR-OLD GROWN WOMAN LAST WEEK I DECIDED TO WEAR A LITTLE BIT OF BODY GLITTER. RIGHT ABOUT…