In this corner: Grump ‘Imma grump’ In the other corner: Not so Grump It’s Game Grumps VS Hey, welcome to Game Grumps You gotta like any game that says “kill your friends to start.” Yeah We’re playin’- Oh, there you are. We’re playin’ stick fight. Stick fight. I’m-I’m yellow, Arin’s blue. Ah shit. And… Nope Okay, uh, oh. Oh got a little force field -this situation. Oh, I can like, jump up the wall. Look at this. Look at this action goin’ on. I’m up here now. I’m coming for you. No you’re not. I’m coming for you. No you’re not. You’re right, I’m not. Why am I not? Go ahead. Go ahead and try. And.. Haha! You missed me, now you gotta kiss me Goddamn it. Let us start the game, Arin. Oh my fucking God. You’ll never start the game when I’m up on the wall Alright, whatever. Why aren’t you coming up? I’ll just chill down here. Wait. Weeeeee PSH Boy, this is great. But you’re supposed to wanna- aw shit! Come on. Come on, I wanna start the game, Arin. But this is the game, Dan. No. No. You gotta- you gotta- you gotta catch me in order to fi- fuck you. Fuck y- oh All right. King. Here we go. Alright, fine. Let’s fight. Um, what are my abilities? Is that a gun? Oh, it’s a gun. Uh oh. I have a gun. Ah haha! muthafucka! Get off! Ohh. Oh, I won. Yeah, you did win. Punched the shit out of you, I didn’t even need a gun. Fuck you bitch. Fuck you bitch. Am I forgetting what the… Oh I- uh oh. Uh oh. That’s a rifle. Stop. I’m scared. You should get that- should try to get the handgun. What? Where is it? Gotcha bitch! God damn. I don’t need guns. Yeah, you’re right. Do-do-do-do-do-do. That kills me. Congratulations Do I- am I- I’m pushing the wrong button. What? There’s only X and A. That’s it. Oh. Good luck, fucker. Uh oh. Oh god, you’re squishing me. [Intense battle noises… Hey everybody. Have a good day.] Whoa. Check out that rifle-*gasp*! Yay! You bitch! This is punch, right? X? Yeah. Oh God. Oh, sweet. Yay! OH MY GOD! AHH! OH MY GOD! AHH! Okay, cool. Get outta here. Get outta here. Oh, come on. Oh dear. I don’t have to do anything. Yeah! Oh come on! Hooray! Fuckin gravity beats me. This is fun. Oh my god, this is super fun Uh oh. Whoa. OW! BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG! You son of a bitch. Aw fuck. YES! I am victorious. The guns sometimes work to the detriment. What does that mean? What does that bar do? I dunno. Hello. I’m hiding. Whoa. What the f- Oh. I’m shooting snakes. Aw fuck! Oh, I’m gettin’ bitten by snakes! You’re getting eaten by my snakes, bitch. That’s fu- WHAAAT Oh, you son of a bitch. Goddamn right I’ll shoot snakes at you. How come the gun always lands towards you? Oh God. Snake gun. Now you’re shooting snakes! Snake gun. Snake gun! Snake gun! Snakes everywhere! Oh my god, the snakes are everywhere! Get off me, snakes! Yesss. You son of a bitch. You got eaten by your own fuckin’ snakes, bro. Your moves are weak. Moves are weak. Oh. Whoa. Whoa. Oh shit. Yeah! Oh my god, you’re getting so good at this though. This is fun, man. Yeah. Yeah, you fuckin better run. You better run. That was like Devil may cry shit- you were like catching’ me- keepin’ me in the air. OOOOH. Get rekt. Get rekt indeed my friend. Oh, you son of a bitch. This is fucking fun. Oh shit. Oh God! Oh my god. It’s so crazy. You’re fuckin’ slaughtering me at this point now. Yay! You son of a bitch. Oh. Oh! Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.Yeah. Suck my dick. Suck my dick, bitch. Suck my dick. Damn. That was a fuckin’- like, Deagle. Oh. This isn’t going well. This isn’t going well at all. Oh God! Boom baby! Come here. Boy, this is fucking creative. Come here. Look at me. I’m chilling. I’m grooving. Whoa, ow. Yeah, sticktastic! You got me with a triangle. Yay Got me with a sick Dorito With that hot domination. Is that a bomb? What does that mean? It’s a bomb. It’s a bomb. It is a bomb. Oh God. Oh, oh, oh no! I better- yeah! What? I shot it. Get outta here. Get outta here! Oh, I ran into the wall. Son of a bitch. Didn’t realize… Classic. Classic! Oh shit. Yay! God damn. You’re so good. No I’m not. I’m just pushing buttons wildly. Yes! Oh, sit down. I had to sit down. Alright. Oh no. Oh yea.Yeah! Nooo! Get on my power level. Come on. Get on my power level. Come on, boy. Uh-oh. This-this doesn’t look good. I got nervous. This is very nerve-racking. Oh no! Whoa. Whoa. Holy crud. Whoa. This is crazy! Where am I? What’s happening. So scared. Ah! I’m getting crushed. Oh no. Jesus mother of Mary. Oh God! You’ve got a gun! Son of a bitch. I’ll fuckin- BANG! Oh my god. Where am- What is- The force of the gun propelled me further downward. Yeah it- boy, it’s hard to know what to do sometimes. Oh you son of a bitch. Fuck off. Fuck off. Oh my god. Yes, I’ve done it. I have the superior gun. Boom. Yes, yes, die. No! Nice. Woo! Oo, this is pretty Are those gonna swing outward so-? Look at me. I’m just chillin’. Oh yeah. I’m just chillin’. Yeah, this tree is nice. Yeah, come and get me bitch. Come and get me. I got my leg up. Got my hot, nasty leg up. Fuckin’ spear you. Fuckin’ spear you. Go ahead. Try it. I’ll fuckin’ spear you. Snakes everywhere. Fuckin’ spear you. Snakes everywhere. Oh God. Oh God. Fuckin’ spear you. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE! Whoh! No! Yeah. Game Grumps. Goddamn it. You fuckin’ got me with that spear, dude. This is really intense. Um. Hello. Yeah, it doesn’t matter because I have some kind of rifle or something. Bang. Bang, bang. I can never fucking hit you. I know it’s- It’s impossible to aim. So hard. Ah Ha! Got- What?! Yeah. I shot you like 40 times. It’s pretty great. The guns are worthless in this. Yeah, they’re there for show really. Whoa. Yes, yes Whoa! Get outta here, scrub! Oh man. Uh-oh. That was pretty wonderful. Oh you son of a monkey bastard. I gotta sword, bitch. Yeah! Oh dude, that was a good shot. Up-stabbed you dude. That was a good shot. Gave you a fuckin’ Zelda’s Adventure. Oh dear. Oh, that’s not good. That’s not good. That’s not- that’s not good. This is bad. Uh-oh. NO! Vicotory? Oh man. Oh God. Yellow is doing great with their 14 kills. That’s me. And blue is not doing great. Only six kills. Whoa! Is it that- it didn’t feel that lopsided. It did for me. Blue has fallen… Oh you fucker! Punched me right in the dick! Fuck you! No, not the sword. Not the sword. The sword’s really good. Got the nightstick. Gotcha bitch! I’m the king of sticks! I’m gonna use my st- Whoa! Whoa! I’m gonna use my kung fu. My kung fu! You did the thing. Yes, I did. Oh, man. Yes, I did. I gotta- gotta- I gotta come-back dude. Go get it. I hear that’s the best gun. You should go get it. I’m gonna just lay here and kick. Oh shit! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Oh my god! AAAH! Yeah! Holy crap. No. Get the fuck out of here dude. Oh, yeah. With your- with the- That rock is messing up my steez! It’s messin’ with my style and eaze! Oh my god, dude. How do you keep winning? Holy crap. You’re incredible. Oh, it’s coming. Whoa. That’s instant death, right? I would assume so. Oh shit. Oh, damn it. Whoa. Oh boy, you got a lot of guns your way. Damn it. Now it’s a flaming ball of chains. Think I’ll- Think I’ll just hang out here for a minute. Wait till this whole thing blows over. Whoa! Yes! Oh, it hit you. I gotcha. You did. Oh man. I wanted to getcha. Just wanted to g- I had all the best intentions. Oh, come here. Come here. Whoa. Come here, baby. Oh. Oh. Oh. Nice one. Oh my god. My god. You’re a master. Just fuckin’ die. Just fuckin’ die. Just die. Woo! I fell through the ground! I fell through the ground! Oh God. Pure skill, I guess. I don’t know how that happened. Do these just break eventually? These chains? Hello. Oh! Fuck, fuck, fuck. Yes! Yes! Sweet dreams. I am- I am a man. I’m 40. Look at me. Look at me. Ah! Wah- Oh No! Oh my g- Oh, right in the dick! OMG. That was stabbed right in the dick. Oh God. Is it Temple of Doom style? Hey, you should get that gun. Should try to get that gun. I should try to- Oh, you bitch! You bitch! Vicotorious. Oh my god, you’re the worst. uh-oh Kinda though I could ha- Easy! Hang on to those. Not today, motha fucka I’m dancing. This isn’t good. Uh-oh. Oh, Arin. Whoa, you son of a bitch. Oh, damn. Nice. That was a good old-fashioned ass whuppin’. The shotgun kick. Oh my god. Damn! Yeah. In close range, it’s pretty good. Yeah! Was that easy? I want that to be real life. Oh. Someone just grabs a gun. “Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!” Absolutely. I didn’t realize that the gun would break the ice. It always does on a good date. Go ahead. Use it. I can’t. Use it on this precarious ledge. I- I dropped it somehow. That was a fucking Dragon Ball Z fight right there. Oh. Oh fuck. Riggity riggity rekt! Oh my god. I got riggity riggity rekt, dude. Join me. Oh crap. Oh crap! I’ve got a pistol. Oh! And now I have a rifle. Oh this isn’t good. You say that, but… God! I can’t- I can’t fucking aim it! You can’t aim it! Think I’ll hang up here. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Woo! Son of a bitch. How do you fucking manage all those fucking amazing moves? Thank you, bro. You’re a maneuver master! It’s my maneuvs. I got sick maneuvs! I’m not tryin’ this. Yeah, this is- I don’t know even what is to be done. Oh, that’s not good. Whoa! Woo! Yay! Nice one. Something happened that was good for me. Many things have been happening, I just they’re just not fun for… when I lose. Vict- vicotory is in this color. Cool. Ow. Ah. Stop. Ah. Uh! You’re being a little bitch right now. You’re being such a little bitch! Woo! Fuck! Yeah, in close quarters, whoever grabs the gun is fucked. Oh, you are such a little bitch right now. Oh shit. The spear. Spear ya! Spear ya! I’m gonna spear ya! Oh no. Oh no! Bitch. Bitch. You bitch! Oh g- oh yeah. That’s… In front of you at a slight distance is not where you want to be when the guy has the spear. You are s-such a little garbo man. You’re a garbo man. Stop it! Garbage man! I don’t know what’s happening. I don’t know what’s happening. Oh, hi lady. Oh, not right now. Yeah, sorry. In a little bit. Whoa. Oh, come here. Come here, baby. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Ah! Oh! Oh, it’s a nightmare! It’s a ni- Ah God, what’s happening? I froze you. I’m frozen. I froze you. Yeah, well that is what happened. I am the freeze man. Okay. I am the man of freeze. Oh God. Alright, I think we’re- My god. Alright. Yes. Yes, yes, yes! No! Vicotorious! Oh my god. Alright. Alright. Nope, nope, nope. Bye, buddy. Nope, nope, nope, nope. Come here, buddy. Come here. Come here. Did you notice after we told Letty not to clean here, she started cleaning? I love- I love our cleaning lady, Letty. I would not say English is her strongest suit. Man, that shotgun is just instant death for user. Yeah, shotgun bang. When is there like, a victor gonna be declared? I don’t- whoa! I do- I am unclear. Oh. Good job. ‘Cause I’m pretty sure you are winning by a huge margin. Yellow is doing great with their twenty nine kills. Oh boy. Blue is doing not so great with his ten. Let’s see Blue is failing miserably: 17 kills. Sad. Sad. Oh, don’t be sad. Uh, hey, do you want to continue this one more time on- next time on Game Grumps? I guess we’ll find out who is gonna be the true winner. Yeah. Here, hold on. First, check out this move. Fifty six bullets hit so far. Wow, that’s a lot of bullets. I wasn’t fighting you. I wasn’t- Ah gosh. Now we’re fighting. Now we’re fighting. Okay. Okay. Alright, next time on Game Grumps. Yes, yes, yes. Okay. Again! Oh no!