[OLD TIMEY MUSIC] [MYSTERY MUSIC] – [DEVIL] What was his waist size? – [GIZZY] I think he’s a triple XL? – [DEVIL] Cow’s are so hard to shop for. – [GIZZY] This seems a little overboard, right? – [DEVIL] Trust me, he deserves it. You won’t believe what he Moo’s behind your back. – [GIZZY] Okay, leaning towards my 6th prank this month, any objections? [GIZZY] Hey! – [ANGEL] What? Oh, that’s probably fine, cows are forgiving. – [GIZZY] Okay, what are you playing? You’ve been absent for, like, 3 weeks. – [DEVIL] I know! It’s been nice! We never get time to bond. – [ANGEL] Sorry, I just found this game site, Gt-arcade. It’s a really neat browser that hosts great MMOs and casual games for mobile and browser. – [DEVIL] That sounds awesome! You should get back to it so Gizzy and I can- – [ANGEL] Rangers of Oblivion, Legacy of Discord, I’ve been getting really into League of Angels. You should make an account, Gizzy! We can all play together! – [GIZZY] Huh. I’m gonna play League of Angels. – [DEVIL] Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait! We were doing something here! – [GIZZY] You said I can play in my browser? – [ANGEL] Yeah, at GTARCADE.COM, or even on Facebook. – [GIZZY] Cool. – [DEVIL] No! Not cool! Seriously, angel? You miss work for 3 weeks and this is what you do first? Mobile games? – [ANGEL & GIZZY] And browser! – [DEVIL] Unbelievable. – [GIZZY] I’m liking the website, they’ve got some cool stuff on here. – [ANGEL] It’s one of the best places for gaming! Why do you think I’ve been missing work and letting you get away with the tomfoolery? – [DEVIL] …wait, get away with? – [ANGEL] If you check the link in the description, you can actually get a free $10 Gt-arcade gift pack! – [DEVIL] I make compelling arguments for these pranks! – [ANGEL] And if you post screen-grabs of your favorite Gt-arcade game on Instagram, you’ll be entered to win one of 10 $100 Amazon Gift Cards! – [DEVIL] You know how often that cow blocks traffic on the 7? Gizzy, look, if you hit “buy” now, we can do this tomorrow night! Remember? Your niece’s recital! – [GIZZY] You know, Devil, they have a game on here about pirates. You like pillaging, don’t you? – [DEVIL] …okay, half an hour of pillaging, then we look for size 27 ballet slippers. – [GIZZY] Check the links in the description to play these free games, and maybe get some fun prizes while you’re at it! [GIZZY] And thank you GT arcade for sponsoring this video! [OLD TIMEY MUSIC] [SONIC THEME] – [SONIC] It’s over, Egg-man! Whatever evil plan you’ve hatched this time will fail like it always does! – [EGG-MAN] Don’t be so sure! For this time, I’ve captured all your closest loved ones and plan to… – [SONIC] *interrupting* You kidnapped other hedgehogs? [UPBEAT MUSIC] – [EGG-MAN] ….y-yes…I kidnapped…other hedgehogs. – [SONIC] You won’t get away with this, Egg-man! – [EGG-MAN] Oh really? The only way you could stop me is if you, a common Rodent, were somehow faster and stronger than my sophisticated machinery! Why, not only the fastest thing on the island, but you’d have to be the Fastest Thing Alive! – [FLASH] Sonic! Can you get to the point here? – [SONIC] wh-what? – [FLASH] We get it, you think you’re the fastest thing alive, can you just skip to the end? – [SONIC] Okay, first of all, the writing’s on the wall, and second, I just beat him the usual way. Running and jumping at sonic speeds. He always forgets that even the most elaborate machines are weak to fast hedgehog quills. – [MCQUEEN] So did he have your parents captive or something? – [SONIC] Nope, just a bunch of wild birds. I really need to have a talk with him. I’m a hedgehog! I have, like, 20 brothers and sisters. – [FLASH] Okay, super cute, forest mammal saves a bunch of forest avian. – [MCQUEEN] Barry, not on his big day! – [SONIC] What? – [FLASH] No! I’m saying it! – [SONIC] What?! – [FLASH] What the avian said. – [MCQUEEN] You know, I hate to agree with Flash, but they both have a good point, Sonic. – [FLASH] You see! – [MCQUEEN] I’m the fastest thing alive! – [FLASH] Exactly! Wait, what? – [MCQUEEN] Speed. I am speed. – [SONIC] Not this again. – [FLASH] I have saved not only the world, but the timeline on infinite occasions all because of my untraceable agility! I am the fastest thing alive! – [SONIC] Loser without a standalone movie says what? – [FLASH] What? – [MCQUEEN CHUCKLES] – [FASH] What’d he say? – [MCQUEEN] You guys are silly, nobody can outrun speed itself! – [SONIC] McQueen, you’re just a car. – [MCQUEEN] Like you never drive to go faster. – [SONIC] Those were Go-karts in Charity Events! – [MCQUEEN] I’d high five you right now if either of us had hands. – [FLASH] You’re an islander who’s only had to outrun a fat balding man, you’re a vehicle with a top-speed, and you’re just a roadrunner! Not magical, not radioactive, just a roadrunner! Your species can only go 24.3 miles per hour, tops! [FLASH] To make it accurate! I am the FASTEST Thing alive! – [DASH] Oof, we having this talk again? – [FLASH] Where is your guardian! – [DASH] ….invisible…. – [SONIC] …he seemed fast. [MCQUEEN] Very fast. – [SONIC] Possibly the fastest being in existence. – [FLASH] Foot race! – [SONIC] What? – [FLASH] Foot race! End this debate once and for all! You, me, bird, and the hot-wheel! – [MCQUEEN] I take offense to this race, being one without feet. – [FLASH] Fine, make that two birds; a roadrunner and a chicken – [MCQUEEN] How dare you. – [SONIC] Barry… you’re on. [VIDEO GAME MUSIC] – [EGG-MAN] And that’s how I finally defeated the fastest thing alive! – [EGG-MAN] ….what? Thanks for watching the video and thanks to GT Arcade for sponsoring us! Check the links in the description for more info on their website and giveaways and, hey, maybe hit subscribe while you’re down there. 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