What’s Crackin’ Guys? And Welcome To… Ship It? Awe! They’re so cute! OR RIP IT!?
(Hulk Hogan Mode Activated) “FUCK ALL YOU ANIME COUPLES! I’M A SINGLE ASSHOLE!
(Intense WWE Style Point) YOU ALL SUCC! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” That’s right, Today we’re gonna see Some anime couples And we will decide their fate Whether they get together… Or they forever… Stay apart. I mean this could be a nice stress relief game here. I mean, some people don’t like their anime couples.
(Understandable Have A Nice Day) I understand that! Ya’ know whatever. So anyway… Let’s just get right to it here! “Ship It? or Rip it?” here. Starting with Shirashi x Yamada… From… The… Witch… *Stutter* “The Seven Witches! Shit! Ah Fuck!” (The OVA) I read the manga But for some reason, I can’t remember the name… Anyway! *Processing* They’re the original couple here. Of course “I Ship” the- There’s plenty of other delicious couples in it… But I choose For one To ship the two of them together ‘Cause they’re absolutely adorable
(Like you and Rui? ^_^) Let’s- Let’s face it there, I like it. Yankee vs- Uh- With a fucking nice uh Grade A, Top A, student there. I mean thats… That’s like “Romeo and Juliet” shit!” Odagiri x Ushio? NAH, MAN FUCK USHIO! I really fucking don’t like Ushio, like at all! I- I know he’s kind of a… He’s kind of good. You know… But Odagiri, You can do better… Than that glasses fuckin’ asshole over there! No- Not that there’s anything wrong with glasses, In fact I wear glasses. Ah… well sponsor man does… So yeah… Fuck glasses
(I’m Offended) Ah, anyway! Yeah, lets rip this apart there I don’t- I don’t like that asshole, whatsoever, I like Odagiri though. Uh “Sora x Shiro (they’re step siblings)” UHHH… OHHHH! *Inhale* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! Ok…=/ *Giggles* I- This is like incest right here. I- I don’t know what I’m feel about
(Wat Noble?) Do I ship the incest? I mean… It’s a loli too, on top of it, and he’s like a grown gu- I- *Stuttering* You know what fuck it. You know? They are really cute together! I’m not gonna be h- I MEAN I AM GONNA BE HONEST! Well… I… Well you know what? Let’s just ship it! You know what? Fine. LETS WATCH THE WORLD BURN TOGETHER! *Evil Laugh(?)* *Real Laugh* Anyway… Uh… Let’s see what I- Kurami, Kl- Chlammy? and Fi? Oh ok. Kurami tries- Oh yes! The Lesbiandio The- The uh… The little s- servant and the elf, uh… biatch… Uh. Uh, I kinda like it, Yeah. I ship that shit! That’s a pretty cute couple there! I would totally go for that. I wou- I would watch… *Sexy voice activate* I would watch the fuck outta that. Anyway, let’s- Let’s ship that. “Viktuuri”? Ah. Yes… Yeah, I- I see- I see what, dude That is actually kinda funny there Yu- Yuri x Viktor, Is Vukturri…
(Russian Noble Activated?) MY LORD EVEN THE SHIP NAMES ARE FUCKING GOLD Anyway! Uh. Yep, Of course I ship ’em man. I watched “Yuri!!! ON Ice” I’d ship the fuck out of them man! *YOI Fans Ovaries Explode* I’d wanna- I DON’T WANNA SEE THEM BONING! NO! No, I don’t wanna see anymore boning But I- I would support the boning… Um… So yeah I’d ship that. Um… Otayuri? I… Uh… You know what? The other guy deserves a good butt lovin’ too Why not? “Everybody deserves a good butt loving” – Noble, 2017 If that’s what they’re into ok? You don’t have to quote that outta’ context
(Too Late) An- anyways- Well everyone has a butt so it’s not really gay… Uh… Anyways Uh, Let’s just ship it (NO! FUCK CHITOGE) Uh… Chitoge x Raku? FUCK THAT SHIT!
(YEAH!) FUCK IT! (FUCK IT ALL WOOO!!) DON’T EVEN CARE ANYMORE (NONE OF US DO) FUCK YOUR GOD DAMN SHIP!
(FUCK IT HARD!) DOESN’T DESERVE TO LIVE
(PREACH!) I DON’T GIVE A FUCK! (US SUBTITLE HELPERS DON’T EITHER!!!) ONODERA MASTER RACE!
(PREACH BROTHER!) FUCK IT! FUCK IT! (fUCK IT HARD IN THE ASS!!) But seriously… The- They’re alright together I’m not- I’m not like dissatisfied or anything I knew it was happening But please… I would’ve- I would’ve loved Onodera more Let’s rip the shit outta that (THERE WE FUCKIN’ GO!) THERE WE GO! MASTER- AHHH! THERE WE GO!
(I JUST CREAMED) OOH!
(EHH!) Oooooh Yeah!
(MMMMMMMM!) Oh, That’s the good stuff!
(Fuck yeah it is!) Sorry, sometimes I get a little too into it here (Not alone bruh xD) Um… Yeah! Yeah… I- I’d- I’d- I’d say that I casually… I’d casually ship that You know… it’s not… It’s not a… It’s not a big deal *Unintelligible* (DIS ONE GUUD TOO) Uh. “Seishiro x Raku”? Uhhhh… You know… I would’ve been okay with that too! I mean… She was actually really fuckin’ adorable
(She had big anime tiddies too) I’m not gonna lie She was also really fuckin’ hot.
(Yep… Right there’s the good shit) Probably the hottest girl there
(This is a battle for 1st place) So umm. Yeah! I’d- I’d- I’d go for that I wouldn’t be too oppose to that ship either Uh, Are we just doing all of them?!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) “Marika x Raku”? I… You know… She was kind of a Manipulative Bitch But she at least knew what she wanted And she really went for it… So you know what? I’d- I’d be okay with Marika too… I guess? I… You know… I’m not- I’m not like holding for it or against it But- I… You know- I’m not- You know whatever It’s fine. Um. “Tamaki x Haruhi?” I mean that’s like the original! Why would you not ship ’em man!? Just- Just- Let him bone her I guess
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I mean… Am I allowed to say that?
(Am I allowed to type that?) On camera?
(On Youtube?) Am I allowed to do that? YouTube please… Like… Gimmie a sign… Anyway! Um… Yeah let’s uh… I’d Ship the fuck outta that Um… Ahhhhhh…
(JonTron Level Shrieking) No- I- Uh… Yeah Yeah Yeah… NO! No Twincest I don’t wanna see any twins boning each other… That’s just weird That is just weird at this point there If they’re both ga- I mean it makes sense ’cause genetically they’d both be gay But then they’d both wanna fuck themselves I mean they’re literally fucking themselves! Let’s just uh… Let’s just say a good ole’ no on that one there So- Let- Yeah, Fuck that. “Nalu?” Oh That’s Classic! C’mon, Lucy? I mean…*Unintelligible*
(NOBLE USE WORDS) Natsu? Why would you not?! Why would you not? It’s a classic couple, They’re cute together, They’re funny and hilarious together I would- Yeah, I’d fucking go for that. Yeah! I ship the fuck outta that man. That’s good stuff! “Gruvia?” That’s also a really cute couple! Stalker and guy that strips himself every five seconds. Um… You know that’s great! It’s great! I think it’s a perfect couple. I mean- It’s great it’s the “Perfect Couple” “Guy that strips vs Stalker girl” I dunno ’bout that Anyway, Yeah sure, I ship it. I don’t- I don’t care. “Gale?” Every- Cmon! I have seen some cute fucking fan art of that shit right there Pretty sure it’s canon too at this point… Um. So yeah! I’d totally ship the fuck outta that. I don’t even know who these characters are But from the fan art I’ve seen of it They’re fucking adorable So um. Yeah. Let’s ship the fuck outta that too “Jerza?” Not even sure what that is… Uh… that kinda looks the “Danmachi” kind of shirt that she’s wearing there too But I have absolutely no Idea But you know what? Just for the sake of being pure fackin’ evil, I’m gonna rip this fuckin’ shit apart.(Why you do this ;-;) Yeaaah… Feels Good (Inc.) An- Anyway “Shion x Nezumi (Rat)?” Uh, “This ship is just too cute” What? I don’t even know who these characters are! But since it’s completely homosexual and it gets all of my ideals, I have to say no to it! *A… Noise…* (Aka NYEEEEERGH) Uh, Actually I really don’t give a fuck. But still, just for the sake of the fan girls to give them something to rant about in the comments I’m just gonna rip it. (We’re ranting about Jerza not this ;-;) *Noble’s Inner Lawnmower Starting* Anyway! Um, Yeah! Let’s just get to it here. “Akihito x Mirai?” Oh that’s so adorable! That was the OC(?) man! I totally go for that, Beyond the boundary it was a great anime too man. I… I’m glad man it’s the glasses dude
(You have redeemed yourself Noble) It’s- Th- Th- Those glasses we’re fuckin’ sexy I understand S- A-A-Anyway! Um, Yeah I’d ship the fuck outta’ that And Finally… “Kazehaya x Sawako?” Oh Yes! “BUBBLES The Anime”! Quite literally. There’s fuckin’ bubbles every two fuckin’ seconds in that god damn anime- You Can Not! Stop! The Bubbles! Um… But that was- That was great! It was a really good anime, I enjoyed the fuck out of it, I would totally ship that, That was old scene Super fucking adorable Anyway, Let’s see what we got here Let’s uh, Let’s go for the final ship Well yeah, “You ship most of these ships” Yeah that’s true “Every time you see this ship, you fangirl all day, you *draw* fan-art of the ship, write fanfiction of the ship, stating that it is real (even thought it’s not canon), and drool on pictures of them together.” I-! Look, I don’t do that! At least, like… Anymore… I know back in the day I would look at fan art all day of my favorite ships “Naruhina” Or like, I don’t know, Tai x Sora from “Digimon” And I would go to the fan fictions and I would- I- I even wrote a fan fiction alright guys. I’ll- I’ll admit Look man, there comes a day in every fan’s life where they just wish something would FUCKING HAPPEN ALRIGHT!? I ain’t ashamed of it anymore! Alright?! I ain’t ashamed of it! (I ain’t either!) I ain’t showin’ it though, I ain’t sharin’ that shit So what did- So what did I get here? Um, “You ship most of these ships” which it seems like or, The- A lot of people- There was actually quite a few that wanted to rip most of em’ apart But yeah, I’m- I’m kind of like a guy who agrees with most ships. You know? I- If it- If it happens, It happens but some ships just… Need to burn in hell.. An- An- Anyway! Um How- Did you guys ship most of these people? Did you guys agree with my answers? There’s a quiz link below in the description, go ahead and take it yourself. See- See how well you fair in the ship wars. (Mine is sinking ;-;) And uh, I feel like the comments section of this is gonna be a- a… A battlefield (OF JERZA SHIPPERS!!) Um, So have fun with that. Anyway! Thank you guys, So much for watching. And I hope to see all you beautiful sons o’ guns again… Next Time. YOU CRAZY MOTHA- (Outro be like) AHHEEEYYOEH!