Gavin: How’s everyone doing? Geoff: My plan to go for leather has not… gone well. Ray: Yeah, that plan didn’t work for me either. Jack: Michael, have you won yet? Michael: No, I haven’t won. I’m not doing good at all. Michael: I got nothing. Michael: *whispering* Alright, gonna go in here for a little bit of a mission. There’s Edgar. Get up there! x4 Get out of here! Run! Run, dude! Run, run, run! Michael: Motherfuckin’ stupid… Go, go go! Go, Edgar! Go! You’re free! You’re fucking free! You’re free, you’re free, you’re free! Run! Run, bitch! Alright, my work here is done. Gavin: Have you found any iron, Michael? Michael: You saw that, Gavin? Gavin: I absolutely did. Gavin: That was top. Ryan: Ray has won! Ryan: Congratulations to Ray! Michael: Let’s go back to Achievement City and fucking erect this tower. Michael: Alright, we’re at Achievement City. Ray: I’m lost. Ryan: Somebody knocked the kung fu off my house. Michael: Oh, shit! Ryan: What’s up, Edgar? Michael: How’s Edgar doing? Ryan: He’s fine. Ryan: Oh, and Edgar III has laid an egg! Gavin: What? Ray: Huh.
Gavin: *wheezing* Wh-… Ray: I don’t… I… Gavin: WHAT? Michael: You son of a bitch, Ryan! Ryan: HAHAHAHA Michael: You son of a bitch! Ryan: HAHAHAHA Michael: Bullshit! Michael: There’s NO way that’s actually Edgar! Michael: No way. Ryan: *still laughing*
Michael: You bastard! Michael: I- I set Edgar free in the middle of the video and Ryan went and recaptured him!
*Jack and Geoff laughing hysterically* Ray: NOOOO! Damn it. Michael: You sick bastard! *Jack and Geoff still laughing hysterically* Gavin: So you saw that he was gone and then silently repaired it? Ryan: Yup. I went and fucking grew wheat and led a cow back in. Geoff: YOU GREW WHEAT! Michael: But wait, but wait…
Geoff: *laughing hysterically* Michael: But, did you get Edgar back? Ryan: I don’t know.
Michael: Well, you got a random cow– Ryan: Look, you don’t understand: Ryan: Edgar is the one in the hole. *Jack and Geoff laughing hysterically* Geoff: Oh, my god! Geoff: Ryan, you’re a DISTURBING person! Gavin: Ryan… Ryan is a lunatic!