Miles: Someone went what’s the weirdest sex thing you’ve ever done? Miles: Aaaand, we all took a moment to think, And that’s when I realized *sigh* Miles: So, I dated this girl in college and we’ve been dating for a little over a year. Miles: She wanted to roleplay and I was like, Miles: alright, so what did you, uh, Miles: What did you have in mind? Like uh like a school girl thing? Like uh what’d ya thinking? Miles: And she was like, “Well, just kinda had this fantasy I had for a while” Miles: I’m like PLEASE TELL ME Miles: She’s like “Well, do you mind being a character?” Miles: And I’m like “fuck it!” Miles: I’ll be I’ll be whoever the fuck you want me to be! Miles: Who do you want me to be? Miles: And she said, “Heath Ledger’s Joker” Blaine: Ooohhh god… Gus: Wait…. Gus: Was she serious? Miles: Yuuuuup Miles: I’ll tell you how it started Gus: *laugh* Miles: I walked into the room Miles: And went, Miles (Joker): Well hello there beautiful Blane: Oh god…so cringy Miles: And inside, I died! Miles: It was a difficult…..evening of passionate mm-murderous psychotic love making? Blaine: So he had, he has a circumcision so he was like “You wanna know how I got these scars?” Gus: *laughing* Miles: It was awful! Gus: Well did she get to roleplay also? Or it was just you? Miles: Oh she was she was, no I, I may She was like “I’ll just be me” Miles: No fuck you! You’ll be Harley Quinn alright!? Give me something Blaine: There was no Harley Quinn in that batman movie Miles: I know! I’m aware of the canon! Gavin: So….did….did you….arrive? Miles: No, god no. Miles: She was, she was like, “That was great, how was it for you?” And I was like *inhale* *exhale* Blaine: Not baaaaadd. Miles: Love ya Gus: Unique! Miles (Joker): I’m just not a planner. Gavin: *laughs* Miles: Never broke character! So you know, yay me… God captioning was hard as dicks.