(Burnie): So, this weekend we went to PAX East. I took it, I think I took it to a whole new level. We were out, at the bar, you know, and I was just sitting there drinking. So I got to that part, where I was like right at the edge of drunk, and we were gonna leave to meet our people for dinner and I was like, “Oh, I got a full drink in my hand”, and I just slammed it. (Gavin): There you go.
(Burnie): That was it. (Gavin): That’s the best one. (Burnie): And Ashley’s like “Oh shit, I have a drunk Burnie here, what have I done?” Then we went to go meet the Rooster Teeth group at dinner, and, uh, so, I walked in, and the way Barbara described it was I walked up to our table and went to them, and I go: “YOU’RE ALL DRUNK!”
[Laughter] and then Barbara goes “Uh Oh!” Everyone’s there and they have been working so fucking hard, and so I stood up and I held my glass up to everyone at the table and everybody like, stops and looks at me, and I go: “I am catbug!” [All Laugh] But the real thing that happened was after that. So, Bethesda, the big party. Ashley knew some people there, so she goes “Hey we’re going to go to this party but you’re pretty drunk… …so, I’ll just keep an eye on you, we’ll be there for just a little bit, then we’ll go”, and I said “Aces, let’s do it”, so we go! So we get to the party and Ashley says “Stay here,” and she goes “I’m gonna go to the bathroom, don’t do anything, don’t talk to anyone, just stay right here, I’ll be right back.” “I’ll go to the bathroom with you” and she goes “No ,no, no, no, no!” she goes “Just stay here, I’ll be right back.” So I said “Okay”. She said she went to the bathroom, she came back, and she said I had bags of popcorn, and that I was going up to people and I would give them a bag of popcorn, and I’d go: “Hey, here, take this popcorn, you’re too drunk, you have to go now, you have to leave” “you have to leave”
[Michael & Gavin Laugh] and people were leaving! (Gavin): Oh my god!
(Burnie): I was kicking people out! I had a dude come up to me at our booth the next day and he goes: “Burnie, I just want to apologize”, he goes: “I had a little too much to drink at the party and you kicked me out.”, he goes: “You gave me a bag of kettle corn.”! (Gavin): You’re a, you’re a piece of shit! (Burnie): I know!