So… Morgan and I uh… sorta… maybe. Eh…
kinda ended up in Disney Jail. We recently went to Disneyland and it
really is the happiest place on earth. Until you break the rules. Which brings me to Disney Jail. There’s a lot of things that will land you in Disney Jail. Like trying to get off a ride while it’s moving. Hey, you want to sneak off of here
and go fool around? Oh yes. Yo ho a pirate’s life for me – get’s
me so hot. Ok so obviously we did not do that. Trying to sneak off of rides is actually super dangerous, and a little stupid – because there are cameras everywhere. And there’s even rumors that some rides have – like pressure sensors in the floor that detect people walking around. But if you do that – yeah you’re definitely going to Disney jail. You also have to make sure you don’t drink too much in the park. If you create any sort of disturbance like that. You’re probably gonna pay for it. Which… was a bit of a problem for me after we visited Augas cantina. What? You give me cool Star Wars drinks and only an hour in the bar and I’m not gonna throw them back. *gulp* Oh, sweet it’s Goofy! Yeah – my picture. But over drinking isn’t what landed us in Disney Jail either. It just led to some really unflattering photos. You can go to Disney Jail for a ton of other things. Fighting. Cutting line. Jumping into bodies of water. You name it. But… Morgan and I got sent there for something that was kind of out of our control. So we were on Splash Mountain, and we had our pose already for the on ride photo. But… something unexpected happened. We were really excited to pose and in
the process… Yup – one of Morgan’s boobs popped out during the photo op on Splash Mountain. On the same boat as what appeared to be a very religious family. And Disneyland really strives to be a wholesome family place. So… anything like you know – “indecent exposure” is not gonna sit well. Morgan was really embarrassed. I was trying to block the photo so other people couldn’t see it. Which was a problem – when the kids from our boat wanted to see their picture. Hey. Get out of the way I want to see my picture. Yeah… we want to see our picture! Sir, you are blocking the screen. and my little angels need to see their photo. Trust me those two kids were not little angels. If you don’t move aside – I’m gonna be forced to get a cast member. No, no, no, no your picture isn’t this one.
I think it’s the next screen down. Nah – huh we were on the boat with you. Now let us see that picture! No. You are not looking at this picture. We will see about that. Morgan decided to level with this woman then told her what happened. Which… didn’t go over well. *whispers* What kind of sick fornication are you trying to expose my children to? It was an accident. I don’t know if you can be helped, but trust me. I am gonna be praying for you tonight. Kids let’s go. But Mommy… the picture. You don’t
get a picture. Jesus is still pissed at you for throwing your ice cream – on “It’s A Small World” now move it! Ok, so at least we avoided having Morgan flash the children. But then some Disney staffers approached us. Oh good – they took the photo down. *coughs* I need you folks to come with us please. Fun fact, Disney has security guards everywhere… Dressed like tourists. Which is totally necessary and I’m glad that they do it. But it was crazy how fast they found us. And so… They took us to Disney Jail. *record scratch* Just kidding it didn’t look like that. There are actually a lot of crazy conspiracy theories about Disney Jail. There are people that claim it’s like this underground room – with no windows and has bars everywhere. Seriously?! It’s Disney not Azkaban. Wait – no what’s it called? Alka-seltzer? Awkwafina? Alcatraz! It’s not Alcatraz. Anyway… if there is a Disney Jail like that it remains a mystery. Because we didn’t go to it. We just waited in a pretty non-threatening room, and a guy asked us some questions. He literally looked like the Disney Store threw up on him. Do you think this is funny? No sir, this was 100% unintentional, and I’m so sorry if it caused any trouble. I’m so embarrassed. Well… I don’t think you’re lying. And this
actually happens more often than you think – but its standard procedure for us to pull you in and ask some questions – after an incident like this. The photo has been deleted and you’re free to go. Thank you. But do me a favor – wear a sweatshirt on the next thrill ride you hop on to ma’am. So… our trip to Disney Jail was pretty chill. To be fair it’s not like we purposely did anything wrong either. It was just a… happy little accident I guess. Hope you enjoyed learning about the Disney Jail experience. If you did please like this video and subscribe to my channel. And… if you go to Disney make sure all parts of your body stay inside their clothing – for the duration of your rides. Bye.