[Thank you to all the people who worked on this project! 🙂 – The subtitle people] [TUFF] Wow! [TIFF] It’s a flip book! Watch what happens when I flip it! [TUFF] Huh? [TUFF] Woah!
[KIRBY] Poyo! *suprised* [CAPPY KIDS] *gasp* It’s really moving! [TIFF] Every drawing’s a little bit different. [TIFF] But they change so fast that your brain thinks the picture’s moving! *The kids impressed* [TUFF] That’s the coolest thing I ever saw! [KIRBY] Poyo! *proudly*
[TUFF] That’s the coolest thing I ever saw! [IRO] Do it again!
[TIFF] Okay! [ESCARGOON] Look, sire! [ESCARGOON] I didn’t know making a cartoon was so easy. [KING DEDEDE] That kid’s flippy book done give me a idea! [KIRBY] *Happy noises* (CUE THE INTRO!) ♪ Kirby, Kirby, Kirby! ♪ ♪ That’s a name you should know ♪ ♪ Kirby, Kirby, Kirby! ♪ ♪ He’s the star of the show ♪ ♪ He’s more than you think, He’s got maximum pink! ♪ ♪ Kirby, Kirby, Kirby’s the one ♪ ♪ He comes right back at ya! ♪ ♪ He comes right back at ya! ♪ ♪ Give it all that you’ve got! Take your very best shot! ♪ ♪ He’ll send it right back at ya for sure, yeah! ♪ [CUSTOMER SERVICE] ♪ How can I help you, King Dedede? ♪ [KING DEDEDE] ♪ I need a monster to clobber that there Kirby! ♪ [CUSTOMER SERVICE] ♪ That’s what we do best at N.M.E! ♪ [ESCARGOON] ♪ Ya better get it back with a money back guarantee! ♪ ♪ Solo ♪ ♪ Oh, Kirby, Kirby, Kirby, saving the day! ♪ ♪ Kirby, Kirby, Kirby, he’s here to stay! ♪ ♪ Don’t be fooled by his size! ♪ ♪ You won’t believe your eyes! ♪ ♪ Kirby! (Kirby!) Kirby! (Kirby!) Kirby! (Kirby!) ♪ ♪ Kirby, Kirby, Kirby’s the one! ♪ ♪ Right Back at Ya! ♪ YEAH!! [CUSTOMER SERVICE] I gotta say, D-Man, you’re looking fly today. [KING DEDEDE] Cut the baloney and look at this! [CUSTOMER SERVICE] Huh? [KING DEDEDE] Hit the switch, show the movie! *Awkward music and blurry movie* [CUSTOMER SERVICE] What’s *that* supposed to be? [KING DEDEDE] Fix up the focus, ya fool! *Escargoon sighing and a decent drawing of Dedede jump roping* [KING DEDEDE] *Laughing* Look at me jumpin’ rope like a kid! Hehehe.. [KING DEDEDE] Huh? It’s over already?! [ESCARGOON] Do you know how long it took me to do that? [ESCARGOON] One more doodle and I’d’ve been off m’ noodle, sire… [ESCARGOON] I’d have to make thousands of these drawings to make one minute of film! [ESCARGOON] …Of course, we could get a crack staff together and make ourselves a REAL cartoon! *Dedede chuckling*
[ESCARGOON] …Of course, we could get a crack staff together and make ourselves a REAL cartoon! [CUSTOMER SERVICE] Animation takes time, King, and plenty of money. [KING DEDEDE] And that’s where you come in, monster man! [KING DEDEDE] Here’s the deal: You gonna give us the dough, then we gonna broadcast the show! [CUSTOMER SERVICE] But, sire- [ESCARGOON] Hi-five on that one, yeah!
[CUSTOMER SERVICE] But, sire- [KING DEDEDE] Get ready, y’all! Cuz we about to create ourselves a animation sensation! *Escargoon and Dedede laughing* [PROF. CURIO] Cartoon staff wanted? [CHEF KAWASAKI] Hmm- if I can make a soufflé, I could make a cartoon. [MAYOR LEN BLUSTERGAS] You might a better cartoonist than a chef! [CHEF KAWASAKI] Ya think so? [BUTTERCUP] The King’s producing an animated series. [HANA] And knowing him, he must be the star. [MABEL] Who cares?! It’s still show business! [PROF. CURIO] Perhaps it’ll have educational value. [TIFF] Making a cartoon show takes thousands and thousands of drawings! [MAYOR LEN] It might be good to have some work here in Cappy Town. [CHIEF BOOKUM] I guess it’s okay, as long as it’s legal. [ESCARGOON] Step right up to join the glamorous, exciting world of animation! Hope you brought your own pencils. [KING DEDEDE] Do y’all know how to tell a story?! [KING DEDEDE] Do y’all know how to tell a story!?
Y’all know how to draw ’til ya fingers fall off?! [KING DEDEDE] Do y’all know how to tell a story!?
Y’all know how to draw ’til ya fingers fall off?!
Do y’all know how to color inside the lines?! [KING DEDEDE] Then we want YOU! *Guffawing* [KING DEDEDE] I’m the most important person in this whole joint half-pint, I’m the producer! [SPIKEHEAD] A producer? What does a producer do? [IRO] A producer doesn’t do anything. *boing* [ESCARGOON] Hmm, he got you there, Majesty! [KING DEDEDE] QUIET! The producer is in charge of everything and everybody, y’hear?! [KING DEDEDE] I’m appointing you the Director!
[ESCARGOON] Huh?! [ESCARGOON] *confused* Me? Direct? [KING DEDEDE] Are there any questions?! [MAYOR LEN] Sire, may I take a coffee break? *Mayor Len is crushed by Buff Dedede* [TIFF] First, we have to have our production meeting! *In unison* Production meeting? *Marx eyes* [TIFF] Now, today’s agenda is: our target audience, production budget, [TIFF] …what’s the story we’re telling, and who are the main characters. [KING DEDEDE] I already know that! [KING DEDEDE] The star of this here show is a superhero, DededeMan! [TIFF] DededeMan?
[TUFF] Oh boy… [TIFF] ugh…
[KIRBY] *shrinks* [KING DEDEDE] Designed him myself. *A better drawing of DededeMan compared to the original episode from 2002* [UGLY DRAWN TIFF] That’s the sloppiest, ugliest character I’ve ever seen! [KING DEDEDE] Yeah? Let’s see you come up with somethin’ better! [TIFF] Cute, strong, should be nice and lovable. Hey, wait a minute, how about this? *Excited Kirby noises as crowd (minus Dedede and Escargoon) approves* [PROF. CURIO] He has all the qualities of an ancient warrior! [TUFF] Awesome idea, Tiff! Kirby would make a great cartoon hero! [TIFF] Maybe, but we also have to come up with a really good premise. [TUFF] Huh?
[TIFF] The setting and situation of a show. [ESCARGOON] Well then, Miss Smartypants, YOU write the script! [KING DEDEDE] I want DededeMan to be the star of this here show! [ESCARGOON] She’ll just be your assistant! [TIFF] WHAT? Why should I just be an assistant?! [ESCARGOON] Agh! We’ll call you a writer/assistant. [ESCARGOON] Now, get working on that script, little missy, or you’ll hear from ME, GOT IT?! *Masahiro Sakurai watches over the castle* [TIFF] *sigh* Writing a story is hard. I can’t think of a thing! [LADY LIKE] I’m sure you will, sweetie. *sadtiffnoise.wav* [LADY LIKE] I wish there was some way to spice up her script. [SIR EBRUM] Why don’t you come up with a rousing battle sequence, Tiff? [TIFF] Ah! [SIR EBRUM] Audiences love nothing more than a slam-bang brawl; [SIR EBRUM] A round of fisticuffs guarantees a ratings bonanza! [TUFF] And you could have a couple of bad guys and a big chase, too! *excited Kirby noise*
[TUFF] And you could have a couple of bad guys and a big chase, too! [TIFF] That’s not too bad! You might have something there! [SIR EBRUM] Now all you need is an exotic setting. [TUFF] The good guy could fight the bad guys in space! *unidentifiable Kirby noise*
[TUFF] The good guy could fight the bad guys in space! [TIFF] I can’t write that kind of story. [TUFF] Sure you can! [SIR EBRUM] Let’s roll up our sleeves and get busy! [TIFF] …And so, our hero Kirby decides to stay in Dream Land and protect Cappy Town from the evil monsters. [TIFF] End of episode 1. *poyo.mp3*
[TIFF] End of episode 1. [ESCARGOON] Sire, is it too late to can her? [KING DEDEDE] I WANTED TO BE THE MAIN CHARACTER! [ESCARGOON] Don’t worry; we’ll add you in later! [TIFF] Next, we’ll take a look at our storyboard. *in unison* A storyboard? What’s that? [TIFF] The storyboard shows all the different shots we’ll need for the battle scene. [TIFF] Just when we think the monster will beat Kirby, Kirby will beat him. [KING DEDEDE] Oh, I see what you’re sayin’! [KING DEDEDE] The monster gets a whoopin’ like this here! *laughter* [TIFF] But we’d need a whole team of artists to animate the storyboard! [ESCARGOON] Don’t you fret, pumpkin. We’ve put together a real dream team, haven’t we, sire? [KING DEDEDE] Mm-hm!
[ESCARGOON] Don’t you fret, pumpkin. We’ve put together a real dream team, haven’t we, sire? [ESCARGOON] Today is all about character sketches. Each artist has been assigned to work on you! [KING DEDEDE] Hm. With all this scribblin’, we oughta be done in no time! [KING DEDEDE] WHAAAAAAAAT IS *THIS*?!? [CHIEF BOOKUM] That’s you, Your Majesty! How do you like it? [ESCARGOON] Don’t get mad at the poor guy; he’s only drawn what he sees. [TIFF] Okay, why don’t we take a break so you can show us what you’ve got so far? *crowd agrees* [MAYOR LEN] I think I really captured you, sire! [KING DEDEDE] I oughta capture YOU! [IRO] What do you think, Your Majesty? [KING DEDEDE] I think it stinks! [TUGGLE] Pretty good, huh? [KING DEDEDE] Pretty awful! [MELMAN] I slimmed you down a bit. [KING DEDEDE] GAAAHHH! [CHEF KAWASAKI] How’s this? *Dedede is less than thrilled at the Cappies’ low-quality replications of his likeness* [TUFF] Hey, Tiff, those drawings are lousy. [TIFF] I KNEW this wasn’t a good idea. [ESCARGOON] Get rid of these no-talent numbskulls! [TIFF] You’re the director, remember?! [ESCARGOON] These simpletons need some supervision! [ESCARGOON] These simpletons need some supervision!
You are now Animation Supervisor! [TOKKORI] Nnngh… Busy, busy, busy! [TIFF] Tokkori?! Don’t tell me you’re working here, too! [TOKKORI] Yep, they got me helping out in production! [ANIME.TIFF] In production?! [TOKKORI] That’s right, production! I’ve been put in charge of quality control! [TIFF] Well, they ought to get somebody who KNOWS about quality! [TIFF] I’ve been sitting here all day, fixing every one of these crummy drawings! [ESCARGOON] This is where they fill in the colors, sire. [KING DEDEDE] Ahh… [KING DEDEDE] WHAT? She’s paintin’ KIRBY over there! *GRRRR* [ESCARGOON] NO, sire! [ESCARGOON] We’ll put ya in later! [HANA] I can’t tell if Kirby’s pink or fuschia. *theresonlysomuchstufficanputinhere.mp3*
[BUTTERCUP] Well, let’s see. [BUTTERCUP] He looks pretty pink to me. [HONEY] Whatever he is, we’d better get it right, or we’re in trouble. [CHEF KAWASAKI] Now that’s a drawing almost looks like a photograph. *laughter* [ESCARGOON] And this is where they draw the backgrounds. [YABUI] Kawasaki, I’m afraid we’re out of paint. [CHEF KAWASAKI] Don’t worry, just use these! [YABUI] …Why, this looks like ketchup and mustard! [KING DEDEDE] This here background’s makin’ me hungry! [ESCARGOON] DON’T you eat that! [GENGU] Camera’s all set up, sir! [PROF. CURIO] Good. And now we photograph one frame at a time. [KING DEDEDE] Y’all, let me in there! *laughing* *Awkward zoom in* [GENGU] Here’s the next cel, Mr. Curio! [GENGU] Aww, that’s no good. [PROF. CURIO] I can’t work under these conditions! [ESCARGOON] You just stick with me, sire, and before you know it, you’ll be king of this cartoon. [KING DEDEDE] But how do we cut Kirby out of there? [ESCARGOON] Just leave it all up to me, sire! [TIFF] Wonder which piece comes next. Here, try this one. [MABEL] Let’s see… these haven’t been colored yet. [TIFF] Sorry, Mabel– I guess everyone’s pretty new to this. [MABEL] I’m no expert either, Tiffy, but I’ll do the best I can. [ESCARGOON] Looks like these bums are all thumbs. [KING DEDEDE] Who wants a cartoon with Kirby in it?! [ESCARGOON] We’ll get rid of these… [ESCARGOON] Bye bye, Kirby! [ESCARGOON] …and then we’ll replace them with our very own sketches. [ESCARGOON] You can do these things when you’re the director. *Dedede chuckling* [CUSTOMER SERVICE] So how’s our cartoon coming, Triple D? [KING DEDEDE] Smooth as silk! [ESCARGOON] A smidge behind schedule. [KING DEDEDE] We need more time! [CUSTOMER SERVICE] Fine, but if the show doesn’t air as scheduled, we get cash back. [KING DEDEDE] Rrrr… Just how MUCH cash back? [CUSTOMER SERVICE] Let’s just say it isn’t chump change, sire. *Dedede gets an aneurysm* [KING DEDEDE] Y’all know I don’t got that kind of money! [CUSTOMER SERVICE] Well, then you’d better make your deadline, Your Majesty. [TIFF] Say WHAT?! [TIFF] IT WON’T BE READY THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW! [MABEL] That deadline is impossible! [ESCARGOON] Now, Mabel, that’s just stinkin’ thinkin’. [CHEF KAWASAKI] But we’ve spent the last three nights here! [CHIEF BOOKUM] I’ll have you know this kind of treatment violates union law! [KING DEDEDE] I’M IN CHARGE HERE, COPPER, AND WHAT I SAY GOES! [KING DEDEDE] NOW GET BUSSSSSSYYYYYYY!! [TOKKORI] WAAAKE UP! [TOKKORI] No time for nappin’, we’ve got a deadline to meet! GET TO WORK! *Cue working montage* [KING DEDEDE] All you lazy louts better be workin’! [CHIEF BOOKUM] Lazy?
[MAYOR LEN] With all due respect, we’re working as hard as we can! [KING DEDEDE] You don’t get crackin’, I’m gonna have to give you all a whackin’! [ESCARGOON] Ergh! We’d better just air what we have. [TIFF] We can’t! It’s nowhere near finished! [KING DEDEDE] We got 20 whole minutes! Step to it, girly! [TOKKORI] Impossible, we’re too far behind! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?! 「デデデ大王」I’m gonna go talk to the sponsor! [CUSTOMER SERVICE] Well, are we gonna see a show, or are we gonna see some dough? [KING DEDEDE] You gon’ see SOMETHIN’! [CUSTOMER SERVICE] We’re looking forward to the premiere broadcast, sire. [KING DEDEDE] hehehehehehehehe [KING DEDEDE] GET READY, DREAM LAND, ‘CUZ IT’S *MAGIC TIME!* [ESCARGOON] This is Channel DDD! [KING DEDEDE] This is it! Y’all gotta read the scripts and match the lips! [TIFF] But we haven’t rehearsed! [KING DEDEDE] Never mind that! We ain’t got time for no rehearsal! [ESCARGOON] C’mon, work with us, people! [TUFF] Uaah! We’re on! [CHEF KAWASAKI] I got the opening! I got the opening! [CHEF KAWASAKI] Here we go! ♪ ｄｅ ｄｅ ｄｅ ｔｈａｔ＇ｓ ｔｈｅ ｎａｍｅ ｙｏｕ ｓｈｏｕｌｄ ｋｎｏｗ ♪ ♪ ｄｅ ｄｅ ｄｅ ｈｅ＇ｓ ｔｈｅ ｋｉｎｇ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ｓｈｏｗ ♪ ♪ｙｏｕ＇ｌｌ ｈｏｌｌｅｒ ａｎｄ ｈｏｏｔ，♪ ♪ｈｅ＇ｌｌ ｇｉｖｅ ｋｉｒｂｙ ｔｈｅ ｂｏｏｔ♪ ♪ｄｅ ｄｅ ｄｅ ｉｓ ｔｈｅ ｏｎｅ！♪ [TIFF] Hey, KIRBY’S supposed to be the star! [TUFF] Yeah, now it’s about Dedede! *Dedede laughing* [ESCARGOON] It’s the director’s cut.
*Dedede laughing* [CHEF KAWASAKI] Here comes the commercial! [TIFF] The opening’s almost over! [CHEF KAWASAKI] Ahh, mmm! *humming* ♪ｄｅ ｄｅ ｄｅ ｉｓ ｔｈｅ ｏｎｅ！♪ ｃｏｍｉｎ＇ ａｔ ｙa ｙｅａｈ [ESCARGOON] This Dedede production is sponsored by Nightmare Enterprises! [CHIEF BOOKUM] WE’RE COMING! [PROF. CURIO] Hurry!! [CHIEF BOOKUM] Here it is! [SIR EBRUM] The king said that’s the wrong reel! [LADY LIKE] Here, put this one on! Hurry up! Quickly! [MAYOR LEN] Goodness me, it’s all so confusing! [CHIEF BOOKUM] This oughta do it! [KING DEDEDE] *laughter* LOOKITDAT! [ESCARGOON] *quietly* Sire, shush! You’re being recorded, keep your trap shut! [ESCARGOON] Looks like they drew these with their eyes closed. [KING DEDEDE] Remind me to fire that no-talent character designer! [ESCARGOON] Y’know, your head’s even fatter than I thought it was. [TIFF] Okay guys, get ready!
[TUFF] Our lines are comin’ up! [META KNIGHT] Tiff… I am nervous. I have never acted before. [TIFF] Don’t worry, you’ll be great!
[META KNIGHT] Thank you. ᴇʜ ᴇʜ ᴇʜ [KING DEDEDE] ᴋɪɴᴅᴀ sᴛᴜꜰꜰʏ ɪɴ ʜᴇʀᴇ [KING DEDEDE] ʜᴇʏ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀᴍ ɪ [KING DEDEDE] ᕼEᕼEᕼE I ᗩᗰ ᗩ ᔕᑌᑭᗩᔕTᗩᕼ ᗯᗩᖇᖇIᗩ ᕼEᕼ [TIFF] “DEDEDE Saves the Day”? [TIFF] Hey, wait- where’d THAT title come from?! *𝒸𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓅𝓎 𝓈𝒽𝑒𝑒𝓅 𝓃𝑜𝒾𝓈𝑒𝓈 𝒶𝓈𝓂𝓇* *𝒸𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓅𝓎 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓈𝒽𝑒𝑒𝓅 𝓃𝑜𝒾𝓈𝑒𝓈 𝒶𝓈𝓂𝓇* *kirb noises* *i have officially run out of ideas for what to put here*
*kirb noises* [TIFF] That cheat! Dedede made Kirby look like the bad guy! [TUFF] He must’ve switched stuff around while we weren’t lookin’! [ESCARGOON] Hehe! His Majesty’s gonna be bigger than ever, and that’s saying something! [KING DEDEDE] That’s right, I’m gonna show ’em some REAL star power! [TIFF] Kirby, King Dedede tricked us! You’re supposed to be the star of the show! [KING DEDEDE] That fool’s lucky I didn’t leave him on the cuttin’ room floor! [KING DEDEDE] ααԋ ԋҽʅρ ɱҽ ααԋ [ᴅᴇᴅᴇᴅᴇ sᴄʀᴇᴀᴍɪɴɢ] [ᴅᴇᴅᴇᴅᴇ sᴄʀᴇᴀᴍɪɴɢ] [ESCARGOON] ɠσσԃ ɱσɾɳιɳɠ ɱαʝҽʂƚყ [KING DEDEDE] ᴡᴇʟʟ ɪꜰ ɪᴛ ᴀɪɴ’ᴛ ᴍʏ ꜰᴀɪᴛʜꜰᴜʟ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴀɴᴛ ᴇꜱᴄᴀʀɢᴏᴏɴ [ESCARGOON] ɱყ αɾҽɳ’ƚ ყσυ ʅσσƙιɳɠ ϝιƚ αʂ α ϝιԃԃʅҽ [KING DEDEDE] ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏᴡɴʀɪɢʜᴛ ꜱᴘɪꜰꜰʏ ʏᴏᴜʀꜱᴇʟꜰ 【エスカルゴン】𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐤𝐢𝐫𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐣𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐲 【デデデ大王】𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘦 [TIFF] Those two changed my script so they’d look like heroes! *Tiff is angry*
[TUFF] If Dedede and Escargoon are heroes, this sure isn’t a reality show! [ESCARGOON] ˢᶦʳᵉ ᵇᵉʷᵃʳᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵉᵛᶦˡ ᵇᵉᵃˢᵗ ᵏᶦʳᵇʸ ᶦˢ ʰᵉᵃᵈᵉᵈ ᶠᵒʳ ᵒᵘʳ ᵍᵃᵗᵉˢ *Oh god scary kirby* *Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good…* [SIR EBRUM] Look here! Am I really that plump?! [LADY LIKE] Shh! Stick to the script! *the Ebrums disinterestedly calling for help* [MAYOR LEN] Out of the way, I’m on! *trying to sound scared and have fear* *poyo.flac* [MAYOR LEN] Oh, dear.
[CHIEF BOOKUM] Do I really look like that? [MAYOR LEN] I was going to ask you the same thing! [KING DEDEDE] 𝔡𝔞𝔱 𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔥 𝔟𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔯𝔬𝔯𝔦𝔷𝔦𝔫’ 𝔲𝔰 𝔣𝔞𝔯 𝔱𝔬𝔬 𝔩𝔬𝔫𝔤 [ESCARGOON] 𝚒𝚏 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚔𝚒𝚛𝚋𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 “𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎-𝚑𝚘” 𝚒𝚝’𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚒𝚛𝚎 [KING DEDEDE] 𝕚’𝕝𝕝 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕕𝕒𝕥 𝕜𝕚𝕣𝕓𝕖𝕙 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕦𝕣𝕓 [ESCARGOON] ᏇᏋ’ᏒᏋ ᏒᎥᎶᏂᏖ ᏰᏋᏂᎥᏁᎴ ᎩᎧᏬ ᎷᏗᏠᏋᏕᏖᎩ ᎩᎧᏬ’ᏒᏋ Ꮧ ᏂᏋᏒᎧ ᏖᎧ ᏬᏕ ᏗᏝᏝ [KING DEDEDE] ⓐⓦ ⓒⓞⓜⓔ ⓝⓞⓦ ⓛⓘⓛ ⓞⓛ ⓜⓔ ⓐ ⓗⓔⓡⓞ [KING DEDEDE] ♦💞 ⓢ𝓊ｒ𝐄𝐥ｙ Ў𝕠ⓤ ʲ𝓔𝕤t𝔦η ♠😎 [TUFF] Tiff! What happened to all the action scenes? [TIFF] They got rid of my whole storyline; all they do now is talk to each other. [SIR EBRUM] I always thought an animated cartoon was supposed to be *animated*. [LADY LIKE] The only thing moving is their lips! [TIFF] Hey Mom, looks like they’re finally moving a little. [LADY LIKE] It only looks as if they’re moving, darling, but they’re standing still. [SIR EBRUM] Well, this whole production is rather second-rate. [ESCARGOON] Hey, cut the chit-chat, will ya? My favorite part’s coming on! [ESCARGOON] 🅷🅴🆈 🅳🅴🅳🅴🅳🅴 🆂🆄🅲🅺 🅸🆃 🆄🅿 [TIFF] Oh, great. They really thought of something original. /s [META KNIGHT] Look! It is Fire Dedede. Our hero.
…I would NEVER say that! [ESCARGOON] What’s going on here? These pictures aren’t colored in yet! [KING DEDEDE] I don’t see no backgrounds, neither! [CHEF KAWASAKI] We didn’t have time, sire! [KING DEDEDE] Forget it! It’s the performances that matter! [ESCARGOON] Majesty, how could ANYONE perform with these scribbles?! [KING DEDEDE] Never mind them scribble-gribbles, read the script! [ESCARGOON] måjê§†¥ whå† Ðð wê Ðð †hå† ñå§†¥ ðlÐ kïrß¥’§ å† ï† ågåïñ [KING DEDEDE] ๔๏ภ’Շ ץ๏ย ฬ๏ггץ ภ๏ภє เ’ɭɭ รยςк ยק кเг๒ץ คภ๔ ๒ɭ๏ฬ ђเ๓ ๏ภ ๏ยՇՇค ђєгє [TIFF] What’s the matter with you, Kawasaki? [CHEF KAWASAKI] I’m playing Kabu, what if I mess up?! [ESCARGOON] çąӀӀìղց աąɾք ʂէąɾ [CHEF KAWASAKI] ＣＯＭＥ ＷＡＲＰ ＳＴＡＲ [TIFF] That was great! You should give up cooking and be an actor. [CHEF KAWASAKI] Oh, you’re just saying that! *poyo.mid* [ESCARGOON] Quit stealing everyone’s lines, you dialogue hog! [KING DEDEDE] Look at that charisma! [ESCARGOON] Majesty, we’re gonna have to ad-lib this part; we never wrote the last two pages of the script! [KING DEDEDE] Ad-lib? YOU COULDN’T TELL ME THIS BEFORE, YOU SCATTERBRAINED SLUG?! [KING DEDEDE] 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑒𝓃𝒹 𝑜𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓀𝒾𝓇𝒷𝓎 [KING DEDEDE] Huh? What’s this here? [ESCARGOON] Your guess is as good as mine, sire. [TUFF] Kirby drew this part.
[TIFF] Yeah, I can tell. [KING DEDEDE] Ugh! All this animation’s givin’ me palpitations! [ESCARGOON] I’ll never direct another cartoon! *Music is going down in tone and pitch and the film reel is slowly being burnt* [CUSTOMER SERVICE] I just reread our contract, King D. [CUSTOMER SERVICE] And it states that the show has to be of *professional* quality. [KING DEDEDE] So that mean we gotta pay up? [CUSTOMER SERVICE] Right. And this is what you owe. *in unison* WHAT?!
[CUSTOMER SERVICE] We accept cash and money orders only. [KING DEDEDE] Hold on there! I ain’t made of money! [ESCARGOON] If you don’t make us pay, we’ll give you 20 episodes free! [CUSTOMER SERVICE] Free? Hmm… That’s not bad! [TIFF] Well, I guess we’re all happy we don’t have to make cartoons for Dedede anymore. [TUFF] I wonder what he’ll do without us! [CHIEF BOOKUM] I salute anyone who can make a good cartoon! [CHIEF BOOKUM] It ain’t easy. [CHIEF BOOKUM] It ain’t easy.
[MAYOR LEN] But it was sort of fun! [SPIKEHEAD] Hey! [SPIKEHEAD] Everybody take a look at this! ｃｏｍｉｎ＇ ａｔ ｙa ｙｅａｈ *last poyo* [KING DEDEDE] Ⓗⓔⓗⓔⓗⓔⓗⓔⓗⓔⓗⓔⓗⓔⓗⓔ (OH that falcon punch from tiff XD) [KING DEDEDE] I am the great King Dedede! [KING DEDEDE] Where da picture at?! *All the Waddle Dees are coloring and another special guest appearance* [ESCARGOON] *Slightly insane* I’m going Kirby kookie! [KING DEDEDE] ɨ աɨʟʟ ɢɛȶ ʏօʊ ռօա ӄɨʀɮʏ, ʏօʊ ɮɛǟֆȶʟʏ ɮʟօɮ, ʏǟ *Everyone watching is laughing* [TUFF] Hey! This is great! [TIFF] It’s one of those shows that’s so bad, it’s good! *Kirby breaks the 4th wall and is complaining about not being colored* *Kirby gets colored* [KIRBY] Poyo! (thanks from all of these people) (jeez this boi is long) (them animation tho XD) (cya in the next Collab:D) (RIGHTBACKATYA)