We always thought alien life would come from space. We were wrong. It came from the ocean, which is technically in space if you think about everythings in space really, But that’s not the important issue! Anyway, Giant monsters came from the ocean, and started destroying everything in their path. And after the UN apparently watched a ton of anime they decided the only way to fight monsters, was to build monsters of our own. I say we nuke the Kaiju as soon as one as detected! I say we build giant robots as big as Kaiju! So we can watch them fight! YEAH! Fantastic Idea! Please make this happen! Pshh. Nukes. So we built the robots, named them Jaegers. And now we’re all kinds of famous and the earths last hope… You know… I could just keep going with this intro, but I mean who really thinks a 20 minute lead in to a title card makes sense? Right? I mean that’s too long! Okay, here’s the title. How Pacific Rim Should Have Ended “RAWR!” We’re running out of oxygen! We’re gonna die! We’ve got NOTHING left! There is still ONE thing left! For my family! Wow! This sword was really effective! Why didn’t we open with that? Because it’s too messy? I guess… Still, this gives me an idea. Okay Gypsy, we got movement. Two Kaiju coming your way. RAWR! Analog Chop! That’s one! RAWR! Analog CHOP!! And that’s two! Wow! This is so much easier! Make way for the cleanup crew! Okay gang, It’s clean up time! RIGHT!! Go Go Power Vacuum! Power Vacuum! Heads up third signature emerging from the breach! It’s a… It’s a CAT 5! Whew! Thanks Voltron! No Problem! Great job team! YEAH! Yeah I’d say fighting them here is much better than waiting for them to come to us. It doesn’t look as cool though. Meh. Hello Boys! I’m BAAAAAaaaaaack! Where’s my gosh dern subscribe button?! Oh. It’s right there. Thanks for watching!