Dan: Caught a big ‘ol case of the “fuck-you”s. Arin: “a big ‘ol case of the ‘fuck-you’s?” D: That’s what I’m talkin’ about.
A: I get that every time I order a sandwich at Subway. D: What do you mean? A: Just like– A: *stammers* If there’s somebody, but–like everything about Subway is-is like infuriating. D: Really? A: Yeah. It’s like: A: The people in front of you take too long, and like A: There’s no drive-thru, and like A: It-it’s just all– A: I don’t know. I’m over-exaggerating obviously, but Subway is like the land of inconveniences. D: Yeah, it’s–I mean… A: ‘Cause then, it’s like i-ugh. I have to be, “okay” A: and then they’re like, “What do you want?” A: and I’m like, “uhh…sweet onion chicken teriyaki footlong on flat bread.” A: and then they’re like, “What bread?” A: and it’s *sigh* “Flat bread.” A: and they’re like, “Oh, okay.” and then they–they fuckin’ take– A: and they’re like, “Did you say footlong?” A: “Yes, I said footlong.” D: Yeah, and like A: “You want cheese?” D: You already have so many like bad experiences with the place that like-
A: *laughs* Yeah. D: it becomes self-fulfilling prophecy. A: Yeah.
D: Like the second you walk in they’re like: D: “Hi. How can I help you?” and you’re like, “ugh” D: “With this shit again.”
A: “Not this again.” A: *laughs* A: and it’s like, “You want cheese?” it’s like, A: “Yeah. Can I get um…swiss cheese?” A: and they’re like, “What kind?” and it’s like, “fucking…” D: Yeah. “You know,” D: “…the kind I just said.” A: Ugh A: And they’re like, “Toasted?” A: And it’s like, “Of COURSE toas–you can’t have the flatbread and not toast it!” A: “It’s-it’s like spongy, gross, starchy-ass fuckin’ bread.” D: *snickers in a way that sounds like a tricycle* A: “It’s made to be toasted!” D: “Wow.” A: “Of COURSE I want it toasted!” A: And then they fuckin’ toast it, and then they start helping the people behind you, A: And then it sits in the toaster for like 20 seconds longer than it’s supposed to. D: Woah. A: And you’re like, “I JUST WANT LUNCH!” D: You are– A: And then they fuckin’ take it out, and it’s like A: …ANOTHER person, D: *laughs*
A: and then you have to fuckin’ get a read on THEIR personality. D: *laughs more* A: And it’s like, “God damn it.” A: and they’re like, “What do you want?” D: *laughs*
A: And it’s like, A: And I’m like, “Uh, spinach,” and then they just fucking A: DESTROY it with spinach just like an AVALANCHE of spinach. A: And you’re like, “I want like FIVE OTHER THINGS!” A: “You can’t just fill it up with spinach and think that’s ALL it’s gonna be.” D: *laughs* Wow. A: *laughs*
D: Wow. A: And then you fuckin’ A: And then you’re like, “Onion,” and they’re like, A: “Okay.” A: and they put like two onions on it, and it’s like: A: “MORE” A: “ONION” A: “PLEASE!” D: *laughs intensely* A: *also laughs* D: *gasps for air in a strange manner* D: *continues to laugh* D: *gasp* *gasp* A: *continues to laugh* A: *gasp* *gasp* A: And then when you like get some “weird” combination like fuggin’: A: “Can I get mayonnaise, and also sweet onion sauce?” A: They finally, they like throw up their eyeb–up their eyebrows a little bit like: A: “Woah.”
D: “Woah, woah” A: *laughs* A: And you’re like, “Don’t fuckin’ JUDGE me! I’ll eat what I want! I can make my OWN sandwich!” D: *giggles* “Don’t fuckin’ JUDGE me!” A: *laughs* D: Wow, next time on Game Grumps. A: *laughs* Next time. D: WOW! D: Bro, you just went fucking off on Subway. D: All you had to say was, “Their food is gross.” A: *laughs* A: That’s what I say.