This is Jane Romero and I appear to be in some strange world. There are generators, meat hooks and… pizza delivery men? Can you heal me? What do I look like, a Nurse? You don’t look anything like the Nurse. Just rub my back for a bit. Okay…? This isn’t weird or anything. It’s like I’m doing a magic trick. Ta-Da! Ah, much better. I did a show on bulimia. I can get you help. Nevermind.You’re beyond help. C’mon! Put your back into it. You can do this. We’ll be right back after these messages. Head on. Apply directly to the forehead. Head on. Apply directly to the forehead. Head on. Apply directly to the forehead. What does it do?!? Available at Walgreens. Hey guys. Uh… hi, Nea. Glad to… see you… My premonition just went off! Better go! Uh. Me too! Meh. Nea, a word. I think the other survivors are starting to… catch on. You mean about me being the Entity. SHHHHHHHH! Is this because forget to fully turn back into human that ONE time? I wonder if another one will show up? Three Dwight’s, huh? (WINK SOUND) Yes, Nea. You need to glow-up girlfriend! Fine. I’m too human with this shirt, Too human with this hair, Too human it hurts. No seriously, it hurts. I’m a girl, if you know what I mean, And I like to walk on top of cats. That’s right cats. I like to walk on top of cats! You got a problem with that? Meh! Suh my squad? Tee-hee. Why hello there gorgeous. You must be new? It’s me Nea, you silly goose. Whoa. You look so… Gucci? I know, right? So, what are you snacks up to? Generators… That’s so 2016! Let’s kickback! Don’t let the puppet hand fool you. It’s fully functional. So what do you say we lose the dork and go find a huge rock to crouch behind? DON’T TOUCH ME!!! Oh. Uh… Uh… Well he had to bounce. So, Quentin… wanna chill? Quentin: Ahhhhhh! Well I tried! MEH! (Coughing) What the…? Oh, you awake. Where am I? I bring you home. You husband now! Uhhhhhh… (Grunts) What are you going to do to me? I get you in mood. Show some leg. You like? Um, well.. It’s, uh… YOU LIKE?!? Oh, it’s very nice! Very nice! Is it like that all over? I found bottle of champagne. It empty though. I think I’ll just pass out again. Good idea! Get rest. You will need it. A, ding-ding-ding… Welcome again to the… uh… Did we ever decide on a name for this group? It still The Hookers. Uh, right. Anyway, I’d like to introduce our newest member that Nea, I mean, the Entity brought here, The Plag! Oh, nope. Said that wrong… The Plague! Well, somebody had Taco-Bell. Sorry to interrupt, but… Frank, get back in your corner. I forgot to mention last time that I can run AND vault pallets! So? I can also run and destroy pallets. Eh, eh, ehehe, ehhh. (Heavy Breathing) I can do dash attacks, hide my terror radius and put traps on survivors heads, you don’t hear me bragging. I can move pretty fast when PHASING… and play mind games with PALLETS. And I have Sprint Burst! What the Meg? MEEP! MEEP! Hang on… I’m sorry, What’s a…. pallet? Hmm? Also, can you go through stuff? Because I can. Nooooo… I didn’t think so. Wanker. Nicely put, Darling. Why thank you love… Uh… Kittens? I don’t know. Finally an appropriate use for your vomit. Do it again! You guys are just mean! Someone will say something nice about me in the comments! Blah, blah, blah! I’ll be sure to delete those. Uh, Mr. Wraith, sir? Yes Trapper. Now that we have a killer that vomits, my cousin The Crapper would like to join? The Crapper? What is his power? Wait! I don’t want to know. Hi, I’m the Crapper and I can take craps anywhere and when survivor step in them they can’t walk very fast and have to stop and wipe themselves off. (Laughs) Uh-huh. Well, still better than Legion. Go on. I even have a theme song, here we go… Oh-no. Here comes The Crapper! You better watch out for his craps! NO! STOP!. This meeting is over. This… is silk.