This snow resort is nice, but I feel a bit… under-dressed. (shivers) You think you’re under-dressed?! Phhttt…. This map feels like a nerf for me. Hey guys. All: AHH! IT’S THE KILLER! No, wait… Why, hello everybody… Look out! The killer is here! That’s right, and… C’mon! Let’s go! Wait, what’s happening? No… that’s the… killer. (Sighs) Nevermind… I know how it feels man. Yeah, me too. (coughs) What? (Humming) There. That’ll get them. I’ve got sights on the target. It’s Trapper, over. Copy that. We’re already working on the first gen. Meg is tackling his hex. Ah. Eh. Oh, not again. Ugh, Can somebody help me? Nevermind. False alarm. Hmm… I should go check on my Hex… (Hex explodes) Oh, right. Target is now moving your way. We need more time! Copy that. Hey! Yoo-hoo! Hey! Hey! Over here! Um… Okay. OW!!! Ah! I got splinters in my mouth. Butt dancing in progress, I repeat butt dancing is in progress. We’re almost done with last gen. Trapper: Very mature! When I break this pallet you’re so gonna get it! Mmm Hmm. AHHHH!! I can’t see! I can’t see! Oh wait…I can see now. AHHH!!! WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING? Generators done! I’ll open the south gate. Dwight, you take the north gate. I’m on it! Claudette, keep the target occupied. Okay, but hurry! I only have 20 more pallets left. Dead Hard. Defensive Strike. Insta-Heal. And your Borrowed Time. Oh C’mon! I can hear you! North gate is opened. Meet us here for gloating. Negative. I’m taking the hatch. I don’t think so. I found the hatch, over. Ugh, you’re such a Meg. It’s showtime. Now I got… you? Um. Where you go? No seriously. Where you go? (Evil laughter) Ah! Huh? Is somebody there? (Evil laughter) AH! Just…stay away… I have a Cleaver. Ahem. Still waiting for you to leave, Claudette. No, you. The hatch is mine. I put my butt on it and everything. Hey! Killer! Meg’s over here!! Over here!! Fine. I’m leaving! You’re such a Claudette! That’s right. Get yo Meg-ass out of here. What was all that noise over here… Oh. It’s you. Oh-no. Mister Killer you got me… Trapper: JUST GO!! I hate stupid hatch standoffs. Plus, she was probably going to stab me. I was totally going to stab you. OH, SHUT UP!!! Me out of hatchets… Me get… more hatchets! Detective Tapp: My detective instincts are kicking in. Those hatchets are small and in every locker. True. True. Sooo, why don’t we use them? Uh? What? All we know how to do is loop. And stabbing! Don’t forget stabbing! Right, but look, look. Ugh, Dwight! Sorry! Hatchets! I still don’t get it. Okay, I’ll demonstrate. We take the hatchets and throw them like so. And throw them like this! Laurie and Adam: AH! Detective Tapp: Oh… Huh! You do this… for me?? Uhhh… Yeah! What is that? Is that a vacuum? WAH! You don’t scare me. I’ve seen it all. I didn’t really mean to scare you… It’s just that I… WANT TO RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND EAT YOUR FACE! Oh, sorry…sorry. I’m a bit… biPOLAR! (Embarrassed Laugh) I’ll say, but… you are kind of cute. Oh, that’s very sweet of you to say… FOR A DEAD PERSON! Actually, I think I am dead. Me too. ME TOO!! I do have a question for you. Oh, what? Bill: Why are you hitting yourself? Spirit: I’m not! Why are you hitting yourself? I’M NOT!! Oh look, now you’re kicking yourself. Stop! Stop it! Why are you kicking yourself? Stop! Stop it! STOP!!!! STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ah, ding, ding, ding! I’d just like to announce that we have a new member! Or members… The Legion! Thank you, Thank you! But, you can all call me Frank. Where are the rest of you. We can only appear one at a time. Makes sense. Sooooo, Frank… what is your special power? It’s called Feral Frenzy! Oh! I like the sound of that! What does it do?! It lets me… …hit survivors! (cough) What. But, like multiple survivors multiple times. Oh! If they all happen to be together. Oh… But they go down instantly, right? Say yes. No! They… get away!! WHAT?! Buuuut… This better be good. They have to mend! What’s mend? Are they sewing now? Do they have to stitch up their own clothing? No, it’s like healing, but with a timer! Oh! So, if they don’t mend in time then they go down? Not exactly… I give up! If they’re mending when the timer runs out… they can keep mending. Wraith: (Opens mouth) AND chasing them only causes their timer to stop… Unless you do this moonwalk exploit. Okay, I don’t say this often, but… GET THE (BEEP) OUT FRANK! But, the Entity chose us. Well, go stand in the corner then. Wait, hang on. Come back. There we go. Okay, now get out of my face. Fine! We’ll go form our own club called… the..the…Legion… You’re already called The Legion. Oh, then… the League of Legions. Whatever. Well, Freddy. It looks like you’re no longer the “worst” killer. Yes! Freddy’s back! I have a list of changes I’d like implemented for me. (clears throat) Number one… (End Music Begins Playing) Freddy: NOOOO! Freddy: AHHHHH! Wraith: Meeting adjourned! Wraith: Ding, ding, ding! Wraith: Before you write that ugly comment… The Legion is fine. In the right hands. Okay, thank you. Good bye!