*anime opening* [Laughing] [Laughing] “…to the arena!” No. [Laughing] Hey guys, welcome back to Oblivion. We’re finally up to like the hard part of the arena where it actually matters. I’ve set the difficulty to full. Hopefully this is more of a challenge for us… Gotta– Fight out here, okay? The… three people in the video crowd wanna… wanna see the match. Easy. Not a chance! [Evil laughter] [Laughing] Yes, I’m– [Laughing] Definitely blessed. What do you got for me Owyn? Mm-hmm. *weird noises* I’m ready for another match, man. Oh I remember this. Mmkay. So… A lot of you guys probably know about this. This guy, um, has a shield… that literally gives him 100% magicka resistance. Which is broken, right? Now. On an easier difficulty, this battle isn’t too hard. You just run in with a sword and a shield, right? Um, we’ve got the shield here, kitty protec. Um, and… we’ll equip Chillrend. Even though the magical effects won’t do a thing, it’s still got some good… damage. However… On max difficulty, this becomes problematic. We’re gonna have to use a heap of protection spells, or he’ll most likely one-shot us. Better cast that now. This is gonna be very tough. Here we go. *music* Take it!
*music* *music* [Laughing] Shit.
*music* *music* Summon Dremora. Come on, save me!
*music* *music* Save me!
*music* *music* [Laughing] Shit!
*music* *music* Oh.
*music* *music* That was actually uh…
*music* Really… really easy.
*music* *music* Oh. Who’s this?
*music* As you can see…
*music* *music* This is it here, um…
*music* We can’t pick it up.
*music* You may not scavenge!
*music* But um, if we talk to this guy…
*music starts to fade* You came here to die, that’s what you came here to do. And then we can… [Big Laugh] Okay. Sweet. What do you got for me? Mhmmm. [Laughing] Ok. Of course. Oh that poor girl. *burps/groans* Ok. Uh-huh. Oh thank you. [Laughing] [Laughing] Guys! I can’t use this shield. I think I have to get rid of it. I think I have to get rid of it. It’s fucking broken. You know what I’ll do, I’ll um… I’ll edit it to make it like… 60% magicka resist, which is still fucked. Um, before the next time I play. Hey Porkchop! Can we… Can we have a few more Porkchops please? I need a few more. There we go. What are they– OH NO! OH GOD! WHAT HAVE I DONE? What– [Laughing] have I done? NooOOOooo. Jesus. [Laughing] Help! [Laughing] Okay, well Porkchop’s gonna be useless. Let’s find out! Okay here we go guys, shit! *music starts* No, I didn’t mean to heal them, fuck! Shit. Oh, fuckin’– *weird noise* Fuck, I’m almost dead. Heal heal heal heal heal heal heal heal heal heal heal heal heal heal. JESUS! How dare you hit an autistic cat, how dare! Should I use my sword and shield, what do you think? Porkchop, can you do something?! Stop– why can’t we be friends, Porkchop? Fuck I’m out of magicka. I am dead, buh-buh-buh-buh, looks like I’m dead buh-buh-buh! Porkchop. Oh god! Yes! Have I done it? BY SHINJI! OH! WHOA Well guys, that’s it. We did the arena. And see. Oh Porkchop, I’m so sorry. What have I done? What have I done? No, don’t attack me. Okay, we’re getting– Yeh. Fuckin’… Porkchop. Oh god. Okay guys. That’s it. That was really fucking hard, but we did it. ‘kay, cause I’m Autism Cat, alright? Easy. “Watch out!” Owyn. Wha– You okay? What are you looking at? Oh god, I’ve broken the game. What have I done? What have I done? “Stay away!” [Laughing] Stay away. Who stay away? What are you looking at? Wha– [Laughing] What’s going on? “Look out!” What the fuck’s happ– guys. What is happening here? “Watch out!” [Laughing] What the fuck? “Look out!” ‘kay guys, I’ve really broken the game. I really fucking… Oh well, let’s just keep going. We did it, we’re champion. Yep. Oh yeah. I know, I’ve killed a lot of people. Thank you. *le gasp* Now… Guys. This is the Gray Prince. This is Agronak gro-Malog. We… can do a quest where we reveal his lineage, um, and he gets quite upset about it. I won’t spoil that for you. But I’m not gonna do it. I want- I want this to be a challenge. Now he is fucking hard. He has like natural weapons, magic resistance. He has natural like, natural… blade increase. He’s a fucking hard opponent. I’ve made him harder. I buffed his raiment. I gave it like… another 25% magicka resist, normal weapons resist, and reflect spell. So this is gonna be fucking hard. I’m level one. What the fuck Ysabel? I’m the Grand Champion, how dare. [Laugh] Um. [Laugh] Mmm. Okay. Mmm. Jesus. Okay guys. Do we dare? This um… This is gonna be hard. Like I don’t plan on winning here guys, this is going to be fucking difficult. But let’s talk to Agronak here. Hail. Hi Agronak, I’m Autism Cat. Mmm. Hrrnnnnnnnngh Let’s do it. Oh shit. I’m dead. [Laugh] He’s already really hard, guys. That’s why they give you the quest where you like… don’t have to fight him. He gets like depression, he pretty much kills himself. But… don’t worry about that. Let’s fucking do it. We can take him, guys. Austim Ca– [Laughing] We can take him. What have I done? “Do you really know what you’ve gotten yourself into?” No! [Echoing] *music* *music*